#spooky google

[nikevictoria18]

In a better world, where Sasha didn't die, and everything didn't go to shit, i think Tim would love Jons spooky google and use it to win trivia nights at bars until they got banned, Sasha and Martin betting on how long that takes in the background

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Cut to another table and it's Elias, Peter and Simon on a night out. Elias'es eye is twitching. He can't do shit because it's the last bar HE is not banned from for the same thing

People at the bars are so fed up. Most of them have a sign that says "No Magnus Institute employes" on the front dor (it doesn't stop them from going undercover)

[jazzically]

clarionglass on ao3 (wsrtwts) came up with "spoogle" and i am writing to inform the populace that that is how i will be referring to jon for the foreseeable future

[not-the-loch]

TMA AU where after the apocalypse is averted and everyone is alive and everything is fine, Georgie blackmails Jon into using his spooky Google powers to just cheat the fuck out of 'Who wants to be a millionaire'

And with every question Jon just gives the tiredest look before just being like "The Kuiper belt was discovered in 1992 and yes that is my goddamned final answer"