Mar 16, 2018
I’m layin’ here post-work & chores, and I’m reallyyyyy sleepy like MAYBE a nap is coming, but you know how you wish you could just spoon someone? Like, we’re all born as spoons and a spoon can’t spoon itself, or else it’ll have to get irreversibly bent outta shape to do so! Do you want me to get bent outta shape?!? Spoon me, for pete’s sake!!! #spoonBrooklyn #spooneveryone ••• “She’s tired, that’s all.” “Idk Carol, she’s talking a lot about spooning, sounds pretty sexual to me.” “Lord, Larry, get over it, she’s a grown woman!” “Well, she could have some decency!!! There are children in this internet!!!” And that’s the day Carol set her napkin down at Denny’s and gave Larry the glare that broke his hip in two places. #spoonCaroltoo