#spornt

[ragnarockz]

i don't even care for football but football is back and I have been jonesing to watch spornt

[oonajaeadira]

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[smittyjaws]

today, the page asked for boredom!

there are so many boring events and activities to think of and choose from. I had to think about how I wanted to approach this. I ended up deciding I wanted to stir up controversy xD

I think we already know this is gonna be a great entry xD now that I’ve set the tone: BUCKLE UP, FAM

I went off and provided a description that hopefully makes the event more exciting for everyone else!

transcript, for those who can’t decipher my scribbles:

—the rink is full of very padded men in brightly coloured sweaters. they are preparing to play sportsball.

—they sing the song of Our People. #patriotism

—they meet with the marriage counselor to decide who gets the puck in the divorce.

—the marriage counselor drops the puck and lets them begin to fight over it.

—the sweatered man hits it to another similarly-sweatered man to share custody. this man hits it to another man. they’re sharing!

—the other sweatered men don’t like this. they want custody for themselves. they skate around and try to steal the puck. they succeed.

—the first sweatered men don’t like this. one proceeds to get up close and personal with the other sweatered man.

—the two sweatered men proceed to wrestle to prove who loves the puck more and determine who should get custody.

—the marriage counselors intervene.

—the crowd boos when temp custody is determined. no one is ever happy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

—the sweatered men fight until the timer runs out three times. the team who has the most custody points wins! hooray!

—people still boo, though.

—now the sweatered men will travel to another place and fight for puck custody all over again!

—

(fwiw, I do know how hockey works. I just think it’s a boring sport xD Tim’s gonna give me a hard time later, I already know it 😂😂👀👀)

see you tomorrow!

[just-fashion8]

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