#spotify dj

[shutthyface]

Spotify DJ: You were in the top 1% of listeners for Saja Boys last week! Wow you're cringe!

Me: 😬 oopsies...

[starrys0phia]

My Spotify DJ said it was gonna play Midwest emo for me and it started playing Hello!

I wish I was joking.

[fromkenari]

Spotify DJ: I want to introduce you to a new artist Me: Yeah sure, let's do it Spotify DJ: His name is Mark Ronson Me: ... Spotify DJ: His style is a lot like Ed Sheeran Me: No, it's not! Spotify DJ: Give this a listen Me: ... Spotify DJ: [Uptown Funk starts playing] Me: [laughing hysterically]

[ridge4004]

my Spotify DJ just said it was gonna play some “light heartbreak songs but nothing too heavy” then proceeded to play lover you should’ve come over by Jeff Buckley like??? bitch tf do you mean nothing too heavy

[mx-nii]

I decided to use Spotify's DJ thing because I had no idea what to listen to. Listening to things I listened to 5 years ago was definitely an experience- But I think what takes the cake is the DJ playing Poison from Hazbin Hotel (which, in case you don't know: is a song about sexual assault) AND THEN PLAYING WOMANIZER BY BRITNEY SPEARS DIRECTLY AFTER. Words cannot express the whiplash, nor the face I made. The best way to describe it is just pure unfiltered abject horror.

[ashes-of-a-moon-crater]

me forgetting that i am a terrible nerd for a second:

my spotify dj: and here's that one specific song from the interstellar ost you listened to for two weeks on repeat and cried A LOT over! you love it, don't you?

me: y-yes...

[solaris-seraphim]

I love Spotify dj /s

Dj: “here are some chill jams to wind down to!”

Thermodynamic lawyer: “PEELING THE HAIR OFF A BLACK BABOON SKULL IS A BITCH WITH SOME 5000 NAMES”

Dj: “alright here’s some vintage songs from the 50’s

Making up words (2017): “slow down we can talk this out”

[marijuanaragdoll]

My lil Spotify DJ guy really said “you’re skipping a lot, let’s just listen to only Hozier for a bit” and then proceeded to play like 5 Hozier songs in a row.