May 10, 2020
Spotlight encounter
*during D&D*
Ranger/Warlock: Can I switch my patron to Keanu Reeves now?
DM: Who says Artemis doesn’t look like Keanu Reeves already?
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Spotlight encounter
*during D&D*
Ranger/Warlock: Can I switch my patron to Keanu Reeves now?
DM: Who says Artemis doesn’t look like Keanu Reeves already?
Spotlight encounter
Demon rips out soul
Person 1: “Now I know god is real!”
Person 2: “Why?”
P1: “Because I rolled a crit with my rapier! This is what happens when someone turns to salsa due to a fireball in my sword!”
Spotlight encounter
*during D&D*
DM: He’s just clutching the rock as you walk.
Me: When did Dwayne agree to this?
Bard: Thank you, [x].
Spotlight encounter
Wild Magic Sorcerer: *trying to become a warlock* Wait! Be my patron!
DM: “He just looks at you and--” makes hand signal “-- before walking into oblivion.”
WMS: F*cker!
Spotlight encounter
DM: You stare at the circle of mushrooms.
Glamor Bard: This is going to be a trip.
Satire Bard: I’m not sure I’m ready for that kind of trip.
Spotlight encounter
*during D&D*
Person 1: Who’s on first watch?
Person 2: What’s on second?
Person 3: Well, I don’t know who’s on third.
Spotlight encounter
Dwarf Barbarian: So apparently we have a toddler and a con man on our hands
Halfling Warlock: So what does that make you?
DB: Neither! I’m just a pigeon post at this point!