At which point I yelled to my wife who was just downstairs during this interaction “hey Sam what the fuck” and they said “I was gonna do something cute but then I saw the tooth”
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At which point I yelled to my wife who was just downstairs during this interaction “hey Sam what the fuck” and they said “I was gonna do something cute but then I saw the tooth”
This is only under a cut bc it’s a long image lol
Last reblog tagged as wife jamboree is a reference to this conversation Sam and I had three years ago
The other day I handed my wife a pot of lotion while we were in bed and they saw it out of the corner of their eye and they were like “oh my god I thought that was a can of beans” and then??? started crying??? and I was like oh my god are you okay??? And they just kept going “I thought it was a can of beans...”
me at home in my pajamas and a neck pillow missing Sam
because of Reasons it’s hard for me to remember to eat well on my own so my wife started packing me lunches FOR ME AT HOME while THEY are at work and it’s so cute. They packed a spoon...the spoons are in the kitchen they didn’t have to do that but it’s so sweet 😭😭😭
Me and wife smiling at each other in pleasant, companionable silence: :)
Us at exactly the same moment -
Me: you have pretty eyes
Wife: your toes are so small
omg yeehaw reminded me that a stranger commented that my wife’s accent is strange (something theyve never gotten before) and then was asked if they have any americans in their family....... IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO IS CHANGING.........
Sam calls the patch of cream on Freya’s chest “Freya’s shortbread” and if that ain’t the cutest thing I don’t know what is