@springswallow
*taking notes* So you have made your HIGHLY classified forces into *checks same notes* a broken-apart girl band? ------------ Kinda! Basically, yeah. With all sorts of abilities. Angela is able to go into, like, a Matrix-esque Bullet Time with hyper-reflexes. Rita's immune to fire, Mary can see in the dark, Jessica shoots lasers from her toddies. Bioengineering and human experimentation are WILD, dude. . . .
except, uh, we didn't engineer Jessica's thing. She just does that. We don't know why.
She just started doing it. Also she speaks backwards now? Like, eyes roll back, speaks in tongues, froths at the mouth, fires lasers from her chest.
We do not ask about Jessica.
















