#sprite rating

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psyduck sprite ratings

requested by @sassphire!)

i like the proportions on this guy, especially how his tail is so prominent! i bet he does good butt waggles. u kno what im talkin about. that cute shit ducks do sometime? i love him.

RATING: 7/10 butt waggles (Pokemon Green)

that’s her! that’s the psyduck we know and love! look at that exaggerated head tilt! absolutely stunning.

RATING: 10/10 perfection (Pokemon R/B)

“hey man... do you ever just like... think about how weird duck bills are?”

RATING: 8/10 philosophical (Pokemon G/C)

“h-holy SHIT.............”

RATING: 8/10 receptive (Pokemon Silver)

oh no... oh no, i think he’s falling over. psyduck, be more careful!

RATING: 9/10 in character but oh no (Pokemon R/S/E)

Oh! phew. he’s ok.

RATING: 10/10 way to go! (Pokemon FR/LG)

NO HE FELL OVER ANYWAYS!!! :’(

RATING: 7/10 :((((( (Pokemon D/P)

it turns out if you look upwards and think really hard, you can in fact stand back up.

RATING: 10/10 you recovered! (Pokemon Platinum)

NOOOOOO NOT AGAIN

RATING: 9/10 psyduck cmon (Pokemon HG/SS)

Simple and effective. a classic psyduck with his hands on his head. and thankfully, not falling over. i can only worry so much about this little friend.

RATING: 7/10 it works (Pokemon B/W)

when you fall over so much you just say fuck it and leave ur body as a coping mechanism: the story of a psyduck

RATING: 4/10 relatable tho (Pokemon X/Y/OR/AS)

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wooper sprite ratings

requested by anon

simple but effective. here is the friend! she loves you a lot and wants to listen to how your day has been, which is why she is leaning forward. i love her.

RATING: 10/10 a good woop (Pokemon G/C)

this one is the one above, but in the past. she just heard you open the door and come home, so she is running excitedly to it to ask how your day was!

RATING: 10/10 such a nice pal (Pokemon Silver)

so curious! that head tilt! the way their tail is perked up! i get the feeling they see something in the distance they’re very interested in!

RATING: 9/10 in pursuit of knowledge (Pokemon R/S/E/FR/LG)

this is honestly a face that i make when i’m taking selfies in an attempt to look as if i am not literally pointing a camera at my face. so i really relate to him and support him. i bet his selfies look gr8!

RATING: 8/10 would reblog (Pokemon D/P)

and this is what my selfies look like whenever i try to smile... its like looking in a mirror

RATING: 9/10 too close to home (Pokemon Platinum)

!!! oh! they’re goin on a little walk! it’s so easy to imagine them walking down the marsh, saying hello to all the little goomy as they pass by... what a pleasant evening.

RATING: 10/10 cutie pie (Pokemon HG/SS)

now you’re taking your selfies while you leap through the air? you silly wooper. you really are dedicated to that perfect photo! what passion.

RATING: 7/10 this is getting a lil silly (Pokemon B/W)

beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

RATING: 4/10 i stg (Pokemon X/Y/OR/AS)

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sneasel sprite ratings

requested by anon

a jumping boy! the first and only depiction of the rare Brown Sneasel who would not be seen again. this is a very special boy.

RATING: 11/10 very Rare (Pokemon G/S)

some very subtle differences! those sly eyes are much more defined and the colours belong to the sneasel we know! what a pal.

RATING: 10/10 very dynamic! (Pokemon Crystal)

...that FORM! that GRACE! oh my GOODNESS! they are so good at what they do! i really admire a pokemon who can look elegant while fighting!

RATING: 10/10 i’m slowly falling for sneasel holy shit (Pokemon R/S/E/FR/LG)

!!! where is she going! i hope she isn’t late for her lunch date!

RATING: 8/10 nyoom (Pokemon D/P)

oh man she is ready to throw DOWN. look at that stance. she knows what she is doing and she is not to be trifled with.

RATING: 9/10 hoooah (Pokemon Platinum)

i love this one! i love how he’s beckoning and pointing. like “yeah, come at me! let’s go!” what a confident lil fighter.

RATING: 10/10 sneaky boy (Pokemon HG/SS/B/W)

they wanna get down to business. no fancy poses. no talkin. they are ready for you to make your move and they will wait patiently until the battle commences. i admire their willingness to get to the heart of matters!

RATING: 7/10 not bad (Pokemon X/Y/OR/AS/S/M)

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typhlosion sprite ratings

requested by @that-broken-chair

this fella makes me want to eat cheetos, but beyond that i love how excited they look to battle! they’re even putting their feets into it! go go go typhlosion!

RATING: 9/10 feets (Pokemon Gold)

ohhh my gosh! in contrast, she is so calm and collected! she knows this is a fight she can win and she is daring you to come prove her wrong. that or she wants to hug you. I love it!

RATING: 9/10 would hug (Pokemon S/C)

“NAH BRO IM TELLING YOU IT WAS THIS BIG”

RATING: 8/10 are you sure? (Pokemon R/S/E/FR/LG)

if i was going to caption this image it would be “YOU WANNA GO MATE? LET’S THROW DOWN.” those are some sassy hands!

RATING: 7/10 fierce (Pokemon D/P)

i think this sprite would be enhanced if typhlosion was winking and giving a thumbs up, but it’s still pretty snazzy on its own.

RATING: 8/10 solid (Pokemon HG/SS)

are these pokemon just getting more and more tired as time goes on... please let them Rest, they’ve been on fire for 17 years........

RATING: 7/10 (Pokemon B/W)

tfw ur trainer needs you to battle but ur a Thumb

RATING: 0/10 i’m dying inside (Pokemon X/Y/OR/AS)

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zoroark sprite ratings

requested by anon

i love zoroark. she always looks like she’s playing basketball with her friends, and she’s trying to let all the other friends know that she’s open. i really appreciate that. i bet she’s the star of her team.

RATING: 8/10 mvp (Pokemon B/W)

like, if she’s not playing basketball, what she’s doing is getting ready to tickle the fuck outta you. imagine you open your door to your house and you just see this waiting inside with appendages brandished. she would do it too, she is a Trickster!!

RATING: 10/10 a rare xy sprite that doesn’t suck (Pokemon X/Y/OR/AS)

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meowth sprite ratings

requested by @dippingpines

look at this fat friend! this is the perfect shape for a friend! very obvious maneki neko origins here, which i really appreciate. love how they have both their paws out! does that make them extra lucky?

RATING: 10/10 strong start (Pokemon Green)

this is my favourite one, by far! mostly because he is on four legs. listen i know most meowths in the game stand on two legs but that doesn’t stop me from having some hangups about it. i love this Classic Kitty Look. y’know like... nya... rth... ?

RATING: 10/10 would pet (Pokemon R/B)

This goofball! he’s so sassy! his arms all crossed! he’s ready to steal your coins and Run and you can bet he’ll have a big smile on his face the whole time.

RATING: 7/10 sneaky (Pokemon Yellow)

omg! what a great stance! she is the martial arts master!

RATING: 9/10 Strong (Pokemon G/C)

i can’t!!!! so much personality!!!! i love it i want to pet it and feed it treats omgomgomg

RATING: 11/10 holy SHIT (Pokemon Silver)

he is Ready.... what for i do not know... but so help u when he Finds It

RATING: 7/10 alert boy (Pokemon R/S/E)

I am fond of this Dancey Gal but i think she would look a little more spirited if she had her mouth open and was letting a proud rrrowr out into the world

RATING: 6/10 lil unsure of herself (Pokemon Platinum)

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT

RATING: 8/10 DAMN (Pokemon D/P)

this friend looks patient and like they would sit down with you and give you advice on how to deal with your problems and i just really appreciate that. thank you for always listening, meowth.

RATING: 9/10 a dependable guy (Pokemon HG/SS)

this is that same friend but after they heard the bullshit that your ex did to you. the time for standing still is over. they’re gonna kick the ass of the person who hurt you!!!

RATING: 10/10 we all need this meowth in our lives (Pokemon B/W)

when did the sky turn black? and when will the light come back?

RATING: 1/10 awful but she’s trying (Pokemon X/Y/OR/AS)

this smug mf... he has So Many Secrets within him. be careful with this one. he can be either your worst enemy or your greatest ally.

RATING: 9/10 who is he.......... (Pokemon S/M)

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arbok sprite ratings

requested by anon

listen. every arbok is Gentle and My Friend, but you can’t deny how especially gentle this one is... goodness, what a soft arbok. i love them.

RATING: 11/10 so good and precious (Pokemon Green)

that round head!!!! that determined look! i love her so much. she wants to protect her trainer and be strong. I admire her so much!

RATING: 20/10 a noble hero! (Pokemon R/B)

such a lovely purble boy~! i love his knowing smile. this isn’t the kinda boy who’s gonna run away from a fight! he faces danger head on and with style!

RATING: 50/10 my best pal (Pokemon Yellow)

getting more fierce now! she is not taking any shit today. her fangs are dripping venom and her eyes are burning with confidence. not to mention those lovely designs on her shapely neck! she’s a queen and she’s here to take what she wants.

RATING: 34/10 goals!!!! (Pokemon G/C)

someone made her laugh! omg!!!! don’t be alarmed, i think her friend just told her a REALLY silly joke and she can’t help laughing uproariously. even the face on her neck looks amused.

RATING: 10/10 what a happy girl (Pokemon Silver)

okay, this is the longest boy i’ve ever seen! i can’t believe how long he is! and he knows it, too. look at that confident smile. “try me, short ones!” he roars. he is not to be trifled with.

RATING: 10/10 love that grin (Pokemon R/S/E)

i feel like this arbok is the waiter at a very nice restaurant, and it comes out carrying your food on the end of their tail? just look at how perfectly a little dinner tray would fit there! 

RATING: 10/10 very hospitable good service (Pokemon FR/LG)

this is the best purple for an arbok, in my opinion! so majestic and beautiful. a proud hiss to let everyone know just who they are! fire in the eyes of their pretty lil neck pattern! beautiful.

RATING: 100/10 good noodle (Pokemon D/P/P/B/W)

this man is on a mission: a mission to find out which fucker is responsible for stealing his saturation. and he’s not gonna stop until he gets it Back.

RATING: 10/10 i hope you get him, arbok (Pokemon X/Y/OR/AS)

[all sprites from bulbapedia!]

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grimer sprite ratings

requested by anon

holy shit this lady is ready to TURN UP. arms in the air! wild eyes! mouth wide open! she’s the life of the party!

RATING: 10/10 she’s my idol (Pokemon Green)

now this one is very similar but she seems angrier. i get the feeling the ekans down the road just insulted her trash house and this is her at her Most Done. she is not having any of your shit, debra! she worked hard on that garbage!

RATING: 9/10 i support her (Pokemon R/B)

so Purple! so vivid! now what is this fellow up to? they look like they’re plotting to prank their friend. don’t get carried away, grimer!

RATING: 10/10 love the personality (Pokemon Yellow)

i love the colour on this guy, but the poor lil dude just was NOT ready to get his picture taken. he looks so caught off guard and scared. oh no.

RATING: 7/10 i still think you’re beautiful (Pokemon G/C)

oh! she’s stimming! chewing on her hand! careful not to hurt yourself, grimer! i know the feeling all too well.

RATING: 8/10 a sweet girl (Pokemon Silver)

“heyyyyy man what’s up! high five!!!”

RATING: 9/10 would chill with (Pokemon R/S/E)

oh i see what’s going on here. it was hired to work at the haunted house this year for halloween! and it’s very passionate about its work. i think we should all strive to be this good at what we do.

RATING: 10/10 a hard worker (Pokemon FR/LG)

HIGH FIVE TWO: POISON SLUDGE BOOGALOO

RATING: 10/10 so friendly!!! (Pokemon D/P/P)

“DUDE I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN SO LONG AAAAA HOW ARE YOU HOW’S COLLEGE TREATING YOU ARE YOU STILL DATING ETHAN OH MY GOOOODDDDD HUGS ARE COMING BEEP BEEP SNUGGLE TRAIN”

RATING: 9/10 affectionate boy (Pokemon HG/SS)

HIGH FIVE THREE: THIS TIME IT’S POISON-AL

RATING: 2/10 they literally just closed the dpp grimer’s mouth a little (Pokemon B/W)

he’s swallowed 6 butterfree in the last hour and he’s keeping his mouth open in case they decide to fly back out

RATING: 5/10 he’s trying... (Pokemon X/Y/OR/AS)

goodness! those little teefs... that bright purple tongue... rich with all the work she has done Eating Garbage for the people of alola... now this is a good girl. i would love to give her a pets.

RATING: 10/10 beautiful (Pokemon S/M)

[all sprites from bulbapedia!]