#squeaking terms

[soupspicious]

This is how the Johnshi storyline went right

[cryptidflesh]

God will give you two amazing partners and the make both of them suffer an incurable ailment that transforms them into devilish imps full of hate the moment they fall asleep. Now it's very important that you never let them go because they are the best things that will ever happen to you, and their evil is necessary and some might argue healthy

[daily-mouse-fits]

Today's mice are deciding how to empty their laundry basket this time. It always gets so full by the end of the week...

[cryptidflesh]

Touching myself to the thought of drinking that matcha smoothie again

[cryptidflesh]

So which one of you is taking me on a picnic date out in the middle of nowhere where you will do absolutely nothing strange or unusual to me

[cryptidflesh]

True love is staring lovingly at your girlfriend while she tweaker peeks out of the living room window [she is also high]

[cryptidflesh]

Idk why this is something that needs to be said, but if you do not love the person you are dating, it is your obligation to LEAVE THEM. It doesn't matter who's in the wrong about anything! If you're willingly dating someone you do not have feelings for, and you choose to stick around regardless, YOU are the problem, and YOU are being a bad person, oh my god!!!!! 😭 And yes obviously there is nuance, but damn!!! It's not a funny 'hehe' thing to loathe your partner!!!!!! UGH

[cryptidflesh]

Do I actually want to kms or am I just suffering from the mental/psychological warfare that my neighbor subjects me to on a daily basis