#squid squaturday

[squephalopod]

Idiosepius thailandicus

this just in: the carpet of your local bowling alley became sentient and moved to Thailand

[squephalopod]

Sepia apama

PSA if you

• chunky

• are colorblind

• hrrrrrrnnnnnfffffyeeeaaaahhhhh

you may be at risk of being an giant australian cuttlefish

[squephalopod]

Xipholeptos notoides

don’t care didn’t ask (adheres self to blade of seagrass)

[squephalopod]

Opisthoteuthis californiana

i prefer soft bottoms and i cannot lie

[squephalopod]

Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni

the McRib is back

[squephalopod]

Euprymna berryi

what if we were both hummingbird bobtail squid and you saw my globular eyes peeking out of the sand and you told me i was the most beautiful babe in the whole benthic zone and we danced the night away and then you woke up in a cold sweat facedown in a Wendy’s parking lot wearing a michelin man costume. what would you do then

[squephalopod]

Octopus vulgaris

*judges you from my flawlessly manicured french countryside algae garden*

[squephalopod]

Sepioloidea lineolata

I offer you the dumpling squid, such beauty, such succulence. shrimp filling