#squiddleshellous

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[2:13:58 PM] Squiddleshellous: Logically I know the bionic penis wouldn't be prehensile, but somehow that's the only way I can imagine it.

[2:14:22 PM] Squiddleshellous: Like an elephant.

[2:14:52 PM] DracoCustos: ...Okay now I'm a little disappointed I won't be able to lift up trees with my penis.

[2:15:36 PM] Squiddleshellous: Sorry.

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the Wasabi Incident, for the curious

[12:32:56 PM] Squiddleshellous: From context, I infer that that toothbrush would be rather unpleasant to use.

[12:33:37 PM] DracoCustos: Yes.

[12:33:45 PM] DracoCustos: Did I not tell you about the Wasabi Incident?

[12:34:06 PM] Squiddleshellous: I do not recall it. Which doesn't necessarily mean you didn't, I guess, but anything that gets capitals I'd probably remember.

[12:35:21 PM] DracoCustos: Oh boy, buckle up. I was at work last week, right? Day after payday, I decide to buy lunch at work instead of packing it because we had nothing to pack. I'm not feeling a sammich, so I buy sushi instead since I literally spent the day watching the guy make it fresh.

[12:36:10 PM] DracoCustos: I got a smoked salmon roll, it was fantastic. But in the pack with the sushi was a packet of soy sauce and a packet of wasabi. All I know about wasabi at this point is mmmmm spicy.

[12:37:03 PM] DracoCustos: I nom on one of these pieces of salmon. It's delicious alone, but then I drizzle soy sauce across the rest of them, because everything's better with soy sauce. Then I look at the wasabi.

[12:37:36 PM] DracoCustos: I shrug, open packet, squeeze a not inconsiderable amount of it directly into mouth.

[12:37:46 PM] Squiddleshellous: Sounds like a bad idea.

[12:38:28 PM] DracoCustos: Proceed to yell FUCK in the middle of the Starbucks inside this Kroger, chug my entire 25oz can of green tea, and tear up a bit.

[12:39:25 PM] DracoCustos: And then I tell Rae what I did, and she laughs at me.

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[2:17:58 PM] Evan tr'Lhoell: I didn't even know you were familiar with Naruto.

[2:18:03 PM] Squiddleshellous: I'm not.

[2:18:16 PM] Evan tr'Lhoell: I'm consumed.

[2:18:19 PM] Evan tr'Lhoell: confused.

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Apparently the Netflix no longer holds Generator Rex among its selection. A veritable tragedy, do you not agree.

Whaaaaat? Damn it Netflix :(Also apparently I can't respond to things privately while mobile. Damn it tumblr.

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Just kill me now.

[3:51:22 AM] Squornshellous Beta: Did something happen yesterday americawise?

[3:51:57 AM] Khaiell tr'Lhoell: It was erection day.

[3:51:58 AM] Khaiell tr'Lhoell: ...

[3:52:01 AM] Khaiell tr'Lhoell: Election.

[3:52:06 AM] Khaiell tr'Lhoell: Goddamn it.

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Which means his opponent did the magical equivalent of pulling out a dildo in a swordfight and acting like it's some kind of superweapon.

Squiddleshellous

this may be the best sentence I've ever read in anything ever

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[9:59:34 AM] Khaiell tr'Lhoell: I'm pretty sure everyone would be thrilled to get rid of Texas from the US. [9:59:47 AM] Khaiell tr'Lhoell: It would void Bush's entire pregnancy. [9:59:51 AM] Khaiell tr'Lhoell: Presidency. [9:59:56 AM] Squornshellous Beta: ... [9:59:56 AM] Khaiell tr'Lhoell: How the fuck.

Not sure if that's actually true or not, but the typo is ridiculous enough to warrant looking stupid.

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yes thank you for that brain

[5:48:33 AM] Khaiell tr'Lhoell: What kind of moanster puts perfectly good beans on toast.

[5:48:36 AM] Khaiell tr'Lhoell: Monster.

[5:48:40 AM] Khaiell tr'Lhoell: Totally said monster.

[5:48:50 AM] Squornshellous Beta: Well, we all know where your mind is today.

[5:48:58 AM] Squornshellous Beta: Anyway. Brits, obviously.

[5:49:04 AM] Khaiell tr'Lhoell: What do you mean today, my mind is always there.

[5:49:09 AM] Squornshellous Beta: Cogent point.