#temaerra

[aenrhien]

DracoCustos: aww man Ripley died

Raeseddon: wait SIGOURNEY WEAVER

DracoCustos: I think this might be the first time I've ever seen Aliens 3

DracoCustos: YEAH

DracoCustos: no

DracoCustos: not the person

Raeseddon: wait IRL?

DracoCustos: the character

Raeseddon: DON'T DO THAT TO ME

DracoCustos: I'M SORRY I FORGOT HOW BAD 2016 FUCKED US UP FOR A SECOND

[aenrhien]

so we made Crow a lich with his daughter's crystalized soul as his phylactery, and...

Brent: A crystalline soul would be quite a get for someone who knew how to use it

Brent: A magical battery or whathaveyou

Brent: And the fact that it's the soul of a child? Yowza

Nathan: ...lol. Ava the off-brand Energizer

Brent: It keeps crying and crying and crying

Grimdark Birdlich: yes good

Grimdark Birdlich: ...god we're horrible people

[aenrhien]

AntipathicZora: i cant handle this

DracoCustos: okay but

DracoCustos: when will we get the spongebob one

DracoCustos: spussy

AntipathicZora: dont give her ideas

DracoCustos: or would it be squssy

DracoCustos: to keep with the other ones

DracoCustos: no, if i have to suffer these thoughts so do you

AntipathicZora: noooo

DracoCustos: yes

DracoCustos: fucking christ now i'm remembering the time i plotted out a human au of spongebob squarepants

DracoCustos: your fault

[aenrhien]

[2:13:58 PM] Squiddleshellous: Logically I know the bionic penis wouldn't be prehensile, but somehow that's the only way I can imagine it.

[2:14:22 PM] Squiddleshellous: Like an elephant.

[2:14:52 PM] DracoCustos: ...Okay now I'm a little disappointed I won't be able to lift up trees with my penis.

[2:15:36 PM] Squiddleshellous: Sorry.

[aenrhien]

[2:07:10 PM] DracoCustos: plus I mean, you know me well enough to know that the first thing I'll do when I can obtain one of these

[2:07:17 PM] DracoCustos: is make the obvious Data reference

[2:07:32 PM] Raeseddon: fuck an alien (assuming we've made first contact)

[2:07:45 PM] DracoCustos: that'll be the second thing

[2:08:01 PM] DracoCustos: first one is to find the first person possible and tell them I'm fully functional

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[12:27:30 PM] DracoCustos: I caught a Roggenrola and named it Rocksanne

[12:27:50 PM] Raeseddon: OH GOD DAMMIT EVAN

[12:27:58 PM] DracoCustos: xD

[aenrhien]

some out of context Rae for you

[12:42:19 PM] DracoCustos: ...winamp please, right now is not the time for a song about shoving tribbles up your ass

[12:42:30 PM] Raeseddon: and that's the only thing that makes me "feel" Christmasy anymore

[aenrhien]

Soren: I don't think an article on steamy fanfic recs will go over well...darn...

DracoCustos: I dunno, I'd pay money for that if I had any

Soren: "Grandpa's heart condition really took a turn after he read that explicit gay porn about the cartoon characters."

DracoCustos: But on the other hand, so did his erectile dysfunction.