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Probably gonna just… switch over to the account I let my headmates play with permanently. If you want to consider this a clean break, by all means, if not then reach out and one of us will get back to you.

#this is the last reblog #see the replies for the blog

aenrhien

Probably gonna just… switch over to the account I let my headmates play with permanently. If you want to consider this a clean break, by all means, if not then reach out and one of us will get back to you.

aenrhien

Probably gonna just… switch over to the account I let my headmates play with permanently. If you want to consider this a clean break, by all means, if not then reach out and one of us will get back to you.

#mobilewing

aenrhien

Probably gonna just… switch over to the account I let my headmates play with permanently. If you want to consider this a clean break, by all means, if not then reach out and one of us will get back to you.

#the blog is in the replies if you want to follow it #probably gonna reblog this a couple times before I stop logging in

Probably gonna just... switch over to the account I let my headmates play with permanently. If you want to consider this a clean break, by all means, if not then reach out and one of us will get back to you.

#mobilewing

paper-mario-wiki

a japanese guy who made a bunch of creepy pasta videos a long time ago (you’ve probably seen Youtube666, he made that) is playing through minecraft for the first time and he’s not using any guides or anything other than the in-game guidebook and he’s fucking. doing it in such a buddhist way.

like, he’s so patient and detached from all of the stuff he’s gotten.

in the newest episode he destroyed 14566 blocks of bridge and blew up his original house just because he learned about xyz coordinates by accidentally pressing F5 and he wanted his house to be at the X:0 coordinate.

also look at this quarry. it’s his 5th quarry.

look at this absolute fucking massive hole.

and it’s not like “HELLOOOOO EVERYBODY WHAT IS UP, TODAY WE’RE GONNA BE PLAYING MIIIIIINECRAAAAFT” he’s just like. a quiet 30 year old japanese man who speaks very precisely and politely. and he even does his own english captions which are overlayed on the video and he uses emoticons like (0u0)/

he’s so wonderful and cute.

paper-mario-wiki

please watch at least like 5 minutes of this.

i PROMISE you you’ll smile.

gbasprite

i’ve been keeping track of piropito’s minecraft series since the beginning and i can promise you all 76 episodes and counting are well worth the watch because it’s incredible the LENGTHS this guy goes to learn and explore without help from others.

some highlights:

-spends literal HOURS upon HOURS building these long, seemingly endless bridges because he wants to reach “the ends of the earth”

-around episode 40, he’s learned the ins and outs of redstone but doesn’t realize you can sleep in your bed.

-the noises he makes when he’s afraid of enemies/dies are precious and gentle and not at all what you’d expect from a famous horror artist

-spends hours trading resources with villagers to get glass only to find out almost 50 episodes in that you can make glass from sand

-destroys several mountains of sand in the desert to not only fuel his love for glass, but also because “explosions are sugoi 0u0″

-sees a silverfish and

-builds a giant “machine” that runs on redstone, minecarts, and pistons that pushes colored sand through a massive glass window. it doesn’t do anything, it just pushes all the blocks to the bottom and breaks after a few minutes. piro seems very pleased with it.

-makes these complex shapes/structures in an attempt to create a nether portal, doesn’t realize it’s just a rectangle

-a fan made a skin just for him, complete with 0u0 face

-falls in lava multiple times, never gives up

-builds a giant coin pusher game for funsies

-NANI KORE?

-in short i beg of you to watch this gentle man play minecraft blind it’s so fascinating

paper-mario-wiki

good points, thank you for the addition

#mobilewing #yes good I want to watch this #Minecraft

wengoku

are the fucking talon assassins alright? why the fuck are they like that????? screeching and running at you like that and shit……………. them things are people? helloooo?????

wengoku

HELLO? BITCH? ARE YOU GOOD?

#mobilewing #Overwatch #I hope these things are robots jfc

heavymetalstims

Dark Nature Stimboard for anon

Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)

#mobilewing

iheartstims

art on wood

#mobilewing

...I'm sorry, but what the fuck.

#mobilewing #tumblr ads #I don't have nuts to butter #oh my god I checked the site and #'eucalyptus tingle'#I'm dead this is the ad that killed me

sexwitsockson

Things not to do when you’re angry at ya bf/husband:

>throw a drink/food in his face >destroy their property >physically assault them

clicklike-remade-to-ouuchh-deac

>use the personal things they told you against them

cappamadonna

Bring up their biggest insecurities

quixon

Posted over a full month ago: not even 2,000 notes

dookiediamonds-deactivated20200

Every girl friend I’ve dated up until this year has done this

locaraquel

Don’t make us mad then. Keep us happy and harm will be done 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

yallstillhere

If you don’t get cho crazy ass

robcanvas-deactivated20180718

post: don’t abuse your boyfriend

y’all:

bando--grand-scamyon

“Don’t make us mad then” GIRL do you not know how the fuck human interaction works… the shit is gon happen whether he meant to or not it’s everybody’s responsibility not to react with physical violence like a FUCKING JACKASS especially if it wasn’t that damn serious

coconutlimeverbena

!!!! Important post.

christel-thoughts

Abusive people always want to make it your fault they reacted violently

lonsthedon

🗣🗣🗣🗣 ABUSIVE PEOPLE ALWAYS WANT TO MAKE IT YOUR FAULY THEY REACTED VIOLENTLY

shortandspiteful

ABUSIVE PEOPLE ALWAYS WANT TO MAKE IT YOUR FAULT THEY REACTED VIOLENTLY

tickle-me-ow

in case anyone’s wondering “what if they’re abusive?” the answer is “then you leave”.

#mobilewing #don't abuse yer men ladies!

servicek9s-deactivated20180617

How to interact with a service dog

Don’t.

That’s it.

This has been a PSA

shoesgazing-blog

i dont get what this post means

pasarro-deactivated20170515

service dogs are doing a job and usually people want to pet them but then theyll interrupt the job the service dog is trained to do. so the rule of thumb is dont interact with a service dog unless the owner says you can

lucaferrrr

YEET idc I’m petting the dog anyways

twobarklessdogs

Okay, well.

You shouldn’t pet strangers’ dogs without asking either.

In Boston while waiting for the T, there was a woman with her service dog in full gear also waiting. Two young women went right up to the dog and the moment one of the women reached out to pet the dog, the older woman slapped her hand away and said “My dog is working, do NOT pet.” And I smiled because those young women were in the wrong.

If you came up to my dogs and didn’t ask to pet them, I would slap your hand away, and they’re not even service dogs.

followthebluebell

If you pet my service dog without permission, you are stopping him from doing his job.

One of my dog’s jobs is detecting seizures. He gives me a few minutes warning. If he can’t warn me because he’s distracted, I could fall and hit my head.

I could die of a head injury because I wouldn’t have time to find a place to sit and sit down.

But, hey, a stranger gets to pet my dog.

I guess that’s worth it. /sarcasm

xxxkyrareaperxxx-deactivated201

Seriously, this is why you DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH A SERVICE DOG

Here’s an article on what happened when someone pet a service dog and it DID distract the dog resulting in the owner suffering a seizure and injuries.

For anyone who doesn’t feel like reading, here is the key points:

Hailey has multiple illnesses including Ehlers-Danlos syndrome and epilepsy. Her service pup in-training, Flynn, has the important task of alerting her roughly 10 minutes before she has a seizure. This gives her time to find a safe place so that she does not injure herself while seizing.

Although the other human meant no harm, her action nearly resulted in tragedy. Because Flynn was distracted, he failed to give Hailey proper notice of her seizure. By the time he was able to alert her, it was already too late. “My service dog is my lifeline. I don’t say that to be cute. He helps keep me alive just like life support. If he gets distracted this happens. If he gets distracted I can die. Do not pet service dogs. Do not call to service dogs. Do not taunt service dogs. Do not talk to service dogs. Do not do anything to service dogs.”

the-awkward-turt

1) Would you grab a person’s wheelchair and start rolling it forward and back for your own amusement? Would you randomly touch someone’s hearing aid while it’s in their ear? No? Then don’t pet someone’s service dog!

2) Don’t pet anyone’s dog unless you have the owner’s permission. If the dog gets nervous around strangers and you invade its personal space it might bite you out of fear, which could lead to the dog being put down. Not to mention it’s just disrespectful. Asking takes about five seconds. Just do it.

jukeboxemcsa

Signal boosting! A service dog is a working dog, and they need your respect more than your affection. If you want to deliver a compliment, let their human know what a great job they’re doing. It will be appreciated.

bopeblop

I thought for the LONGEST time that it was common knowledge that you’re not supposed to pet a service dog. When I found out that, apparently, that wasn’t the case, I was like ?????????

#mobilewing #important shit #DO NOT PET SOMEONE'S SERVICE DOG #if they're not in their vest you can ask the owner if it's okay #but if they're in uniform then do not

kiryuva

#mobilewing #Overwatch #FUCK THE TALON ASSASSINS

okay so, full disclosure this happened in a vs AI match, but I’m still unnecessarily thrilled about this shit

#ih'eloher #khaei'iyhfevedh #Overwatch #Aen Plays OW

leorioismydad-deactivated201809

idk why ppl be encouraging sharing your entire life story in your links page to a bunch of random people on here you are not obligated to share every single “major plot point” in your life bc your links page is not a ted talk. there are literally some details that are best left out especially if youre like 13 years old and its for your safety this site is not a good fucking DIARY and its dangerous sharing every little aspect about you to people you dont even know

#mobilewing #yes please don't do this

mysharona1987

aenrhien

I work at a deli counter in a grocery store, and my favorite dumb question is “are your hams made of turkey?” I get that turkey ham is a thing, but no.

#khaei'lliiyhfevedh