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the entire enemy team disconnected...........

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OKAY!!!!! heading in to play splatoon for a bit, here we go!!

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I WAS GONNA, GET ON SPLATOON TONIGHT AND PLAY AS SAWTOOTH, BUT I FRICKING FELL ASLEEP FOR FOUR HOURS????????? OOPS

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i wanted to do a Stage Opinion thing too!! disclaimer that this is just how i feel about them personally, so HERE WE GO

in random order:

help dome- it’s good. a lot of open space and there’s plants. but can be hell if there’s a bunch of good chargers and you can’t move an inch off your base. SITUATIONAL

camp triggerfinger- fun but also charger hell beta version. they can get’cha from almost anywhere. i wish the gates came down earlier so i didn’t have to wait and haphazardly toss bombs up there

flounder heights- NICE!!!!! i love this stage, it’s so fun. a ton of open space, lots of potential for surprises and ambushes with all the climbable walls and vertical platforms. can attack people from above easily which is always fun

THE PIT- it’s pretty cool! i haven’t really formed an opinion yet. conveyor belts are interesting and there’s some nice Friendship Chairs

mahi mahi mahi mahi mahi mahi- maybe my favorite, or a tie with flounder heights. lots of different routes, many directions to go. can watch people fall into the water and solemnly stare at their drowning spot from the edge. 

skate or die- if you die in the game you die for real. it’s a pretty fun stage but god help you if the other team has long-range weapons and gets control of the tower. 

hammerdead bridge- It’s Hard. it’s an interesting stage and i appreciate it but there’s nowhere safe

salt rig- i’m kind of tired of this stage honestly. the chaotic fights over the top section are fun and exhilarating but IT’S SOMEHOW ALWAYS ON ROTATION WHEN I PLAY.

URGGHH UNDERPASS- it’s bearable but i’m Not A Big Fan. too few paths for me. too easy to get boxed in.

museum d’alfonse elric- it’s crazy easy to sneak into the enemy base here because everyone’s so distracted with the fight in the middle. no one ever notices me swimming over into their side. it’s ridiculous and i love it   

video games- WHY IS IT SO SMALL!!!!!! THERE’S LIKE A GRAND TOTAL OF SIX FANS AND FOUR DON’T MATTER. WHY IS THE GIMMICK BARELY USED. if it was bigger and had more moving platforms i would love it and it’d be one of my favorites. it’s not nearly chaotic enough for my tastes

arowana’s shop-‘til-you-drop- a pretty nice map, but i haven’t played on it in forever. and didn’t get to see it at night for splatfests. a part of me wishes it was bigger because there’s not very many ways to move forward. it’s got a nice aesthetic though

port macaroni- get out of my face. never talk to me or my family ever again

desolate depot- it’s just kind of there. if it rusted over and eroded into the sea i wouldn’t even notice

torture towers- you’re screwed if you’ve got a short-range team. it’s not a stage i hate but it can get REALLY ONE-SIDED REAL QUICK

wally’s fuckhouse- i never want to see this stage in another splatfest. please. god. 

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sometimes i wish i had some sort of recording software because MAN i just had a really cool game using a charger for the first time in forever. got a bunch of mid-air splats, didn’t die once, didn’t let a single person get past the center of moray towers and into our side. and everyone on the enemy team was a higher level than my team! i don’t really have a lot of charger confidence so IT FELT NICE LMAO,,,

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@hwansplatoon I JUST NOTICED YOUR NAME AND I’M LAUGHIGN REALLY HARD

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ALSO IF I DON’T GET TO YOUR ASK TONIGHT I WILL DO IT TOMORROW I PROMISE!!!!! there’s not a whole lot left, it’s just, i gotta wake up early /dead

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I JUST HAD ALL THREE OF MY TEAMMATES DIE AND ALL THREE OF THEM TRIED TO JUMP TO ME AT THE SAME TIME IN THE LAST FEW MOMENTS OF THE MATCH LMFAO