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I just spent two days high key dragging my significant other’s fave for everything he’s ever done....why the fuck hasn’t stormy bailed on my ass yet?

#mcsaltyass #it fucking fits and i'm never letting it go #you will pry bert's new name from my cold dead fingers #squish ship #why do you stay with me?#I highkey just spent like 24 hours dragging Bert for being Bert #'I would have unprotected sex with all of you"#'NO'#(my fave from day one 'look man you're not sleeping with me stop trying')#and the whole 'look he's a goddamned landfill pretending to be a human. I am NOT FOOLED BY HIS PETTY CHILDISH ASS')#...i'm still dragging bert jfc

Things I have said to Stormy today include "Bert McSaltyAss" "If Bert is a landfill, Adam Lazzara is a piece of gum on the sidewalk" "Look, he's a petty motherfucker and he needs to stop. This is coming from a fucking petty motherfucker." "Quinn Allman is a better person than Bert McCracken will ever be. Even with no hair" And my favorite "I will live in the salt mines if I damn well please."

#squish ship #i am full of salt today #i have only been up two hours and already raking their fave over the coals

I think I broke my SO....whoops.

#not really whoops #squish ship #shit squish and I say on the phone

possibly got my so hooked on lead singer syndrome because this week is adam lazzara and if I have learned anything in two years of dating stormy it’s adam lazzara and bert mccracken will always be their weakness.

#evan shut the fuck up #squish ship #my so is awesome

"I forgot they were emo." @mikecardenunofficial about ATL

#babe is a loser and I love them #squish ship

Ev: But that's logical.

Me: Yeah, I can totally understand why you wouldn't want to do that.

#mikecardenunofficial #squish ship #I love talking to them because so many bizarre gems are coming out of their face #always

@mikecardenunofficial threatened to pay Sisky to call me adorable. I would diiiiie.

#squish ship #I think that is the most harmless threat I have ever received tbh

I feel you all should know that my love for Mike actually has nothing to do with him and I could love anyone like that. I love Mike bc of the look Ev gave me when they saw him in person for the first time. And because of how excited and passionate they are when they talk about him and I just love how much he helped them. I love him bc he was there for them before I could be. And okay maybe I also love him as a person but mostly bc Santi exists and that album is perfect.

#mikecardenunofficial #stormy overshares #but really that's it #like just so yall know carden is not my type #squish ship

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