May 19, 2016
I just spent two days high key dragging my significant other’s fave for everything he’s ever done....why the fuck hasn’t stormy bailed on my ass yet?
#mcsaltyass#it fucking fits and i'm never letting it go#you will pry bert's new name from my cold dead fingers#squish ship#why do you stay with me?#I highkey just spent like 24 hours dragging Bert for being Bert#'I would have unprotected sex with all of you"#'NO'#(my fave from day one 'look man you're not sleeping with me stop trying')#and the whole 'look he's a goddamned landfill pretending to be a human. I am NOT FOOLED BY HIS PETTY CHILDISH ASS')#...i'm still dragging bert jfc