If there was ever a song to describe John Price it would be this…
I mean just listen to the lyrics..
“For there's no one as burly and brawny. As you see I've got biceps to spare. Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny. (That's right!). And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair.”
“As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating.”
“So I'm roughly the size of a barge.”
“Then goes tromping around wearing boots.”
“No one's neck's as incredibly thick as John Price. For there's no man in town half as manly.”
“You can ask any Gaz, Soap or Ghost. And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on.”












