#srahh

[stridah]

“When you slap your ass to a beat”

[stridah]

(My sister is playing a game on her computer in the next room. When she plays games, she just randomly says phrases out loud ad nauseum. She's repeating Semi's rapping vine out loud.)

Her: Hey Andy

Her: Guess what

Me: I'm Semi

Her: I stay automatic

Me: Money add then multiply

Her: (Something bad happens in the game) SHIIIIIIIT

Me: That's not the next part

[thecryingofblog49]

Also, thanks to the lovely people on here who wished me luck for today. You guys are all really lovely and it means a lot :)

[stridah]

my sister just opened the door to her room, came out, and walked over to me with a Toy Story coloring book in her hand

all she did was flip to the front and back covers and show me the two sheets of temporary tattoos then groaned in excitement and rushed back into her room

then she came back out and said to me, "guess who's getting a half-sleeve tomorrow?"

[stridah]

so I said, "is that evil Jack Frost? that's dumb." and my sister started insulting Homestuck:

"YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS DUMB?!" "HOMESTUCK!!" "EVERYTHING ABOUT HOMESTUCK IS DUMB!!" "IT'S LIKE THREE BIBLES LONG."

and I just laughed

[stridah]

my sister is angry at iOS 7 for her iPod and she just said, “THAT’S SO. NOT. KIM POSSIBLE."

[stridah]

my sister just went to the bathroom, and when she flushed the toilet, she said, "OH THAT'S HOW A TOILET WORKS?!" then she put back the cover on the tank part.

i s2g sarah

[stridah]

you made my 629 followers turn to a 630 followers and that 9 was bothering me so thank you v much, andy, u r a better friend than sarah you can tell her i said that

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