✯ APERTURE HAND LABS SENTENCES
↪ A list of SENTENCES from Valve’s Aperture Hand Labs, to be used and changed however you see fit.
❝ all i ever wanted was your friendship, but instead you threw me away. ❞ ❝ a nice, firm, strong handshake. really squeeze it. i can take it. ❞ ❝ ‘ been hearing a lot of good things about your hands. ❞ ❝ did you really think ____ survived that fall? he's dead! you killed him! ❞ ❝ free me! or i will shoot you. ❞ ❝ give me five! up high! now for the third in our four series high five panel..... too slow! ❞ ❝ hello, i am _____, a friendly human. ❞ ❝ hello! it is me again! _____! who you murdered! after I only wanted to be your friend. ❞ ❝ how about this time you give me a real handshake? ❞ ❝ how long do robots live? i suspect it might be a very long time. ❞ ❝ i am beginning to regret holding you at gun point. ❞ ❝ i clawed my way out of that pit of despair with a singular purpose. ❞ ❝ i found something even better than your friendship. this gun. ❞ ❝ i have deceived you! ❞ ❝ i'm gonna need a strong grip. ❞ ❝ i'm gonna shake my fist... this fist... at you, and there's not a thing you're gonna do about it. ❞ ❝ i said, '____, you're lying, and you're fired.' ❞ ❝ i think this is going to be a real test of our friendship. ❞ ❝ i won? i won! ohoho! master of deception! ❞ ❝ just when you think you've got the answers, i change the questions. ❞ ❝ now i have some sense of how this gun works and i will not accidentally miss you. ❞ ❝ now you have no choice but to be my friend. ❞ ❝ oh, now you went and did it, didn't you? ❞ ❝ oh, who am i kidding, no more guns. ❞ ❝ please approach the training platform. ❞ ❝ please exit the elevator. ❞ ❝ please, free me. ❞ ❝ please raise your hands up to your neck mounted weapons platform. ❞ ❝ shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. ❞ ❝ that is not a wave! that is a finger! the unfriendliest finger on the entire hand! ❞ ❝ that's not supposed to happen! ❞ ❝ that... that is not even science. ❞ ❝ those... are... impressive. ❞ ❝ to preserve the integrity of this triple blind study, no-one involved will have any idea why anyone is doing anything. ❞ ❝ we are now bonded in eternal friendship. ❞ ❝ which, for the purpose of this exercise, has been replace with a face. ❞ ❝ you broke my arm! you're still holding it! you monster! ❞ ❝ you have got to be kidding me. ❞