Sastiel ♥
who snores: they both do. sam doesn’t snore all the time but when he does, it’s those cute quiet snores and cas just conveniently shoves him gently and he usually stops. cas definitely snores a lot and sam actually thinks it’s fucking adorable but he can sleep through it after growing up with dean.
who takes out the trash: sam
who hands out candy vs who takes the kid(s) trick or treating: sam isn’t the biggest fan of halloween so he usually stays home and cas goes out with their kid jack and brings back a shit ton of candy
who goes to parent teacher conferences: sam usually does because every time cas goes, he get’s super flustered for some reason and sam thinks it’s hilarious
who packs a lunch for the other to take to work:they both make each other’s lunches because they’re cheesy dorks and love taking care of each other
leaves clothes all over the floor/in the laundry basket vs who puts them away: cas leaves his stuff everywhere. except for his trench coat. that thing gets hung up nicely and if it’s on the floor, it’s usually because sam leaves it there out of petty revenge for cas’s messiness.
who organizes the DVDs and books: that stuff actually tends to be kinda messy, but sometimes when sam can’t sleep because my poor babe has a lot of mental health issues, he goes and starts organizing them until cas realizes he’s not in bed and then they end up cuddling on the couch until sammy falls asleep again
who has a million magazine subscriptions: cas loves getting magazines about bees and cats and shit like that.
who has a name for the stray neighborhood cat: cas. definitely cas. let’s be real though… not only has he named it, he’s adopted it.
who walks around naked at night and forgets the living room window is open: cas. i mean what the fuck sam?? i thought you closed the fucking curtains dammit!!













