#srshell

[danielcurtain]

what does it mean that i keep finding slugs under my bed

[danielcurtain]

it's not that i don't understand what "eat zucchini" means, the meaning is blatantly obvious. the problem is that the line is lame and dorky. the reference it's making is already censored, so you're applying a second layer of censorship...for what? it doesn't fit with your concept at large. and frankly the phrase is giving "fetch." secondly, you can claim that the meaning is ambiguous but that claim falls flat when the line is followed by "do you read me like the emoji?" you are then giving context that removes any ambiguity from the original phrase. furthermore, you are then following it up with an explanation. having to explain your joke, especially when no one asked, is corny. you're corny. you wanted to do cunty but you did corny instead.

[danielcurtain]

i finally started watching cloudward, ho and god damn this is unbearable. the b&w choppy filter they put over everything sucks so hard. i'm not even ten minutes in and i can't stand it. i get what the intent is and it works in small increments...but you can't put this kind of filter over every single millisecond of back and forth btwn brennan and the rest of the group. i'm sure the filter will end as soon as the scene is over but starting off with this tryhard bullshit editing is a bad sign. this is giving me flashbacks to neverafter 😩

[danielcurtain]

the only woman who should be wearing low rise pants is britney spears. the only man is lenny kravitz. all other men & women should be wearing high-rise. and all other genders should be wearing mid-rise cargo shorts. when i am president this will be my first executive order.

[danielcurtain]

let 2026 be the year of no more jokes in the subtitles/closed captioning. let 2026 be the year of entities that make all their money from internet videos having accurate and timely subs/cc. the person in the video's name should not be misspelled in the captions. words on the screen should not be misspelled in the captions. no you can't use ai for this bc we can tell that's what you already use and the subs are bad. personally i don't expect podcasts-in-video-form to be subtitled, but it would be nice. while we're on the subject, if you could keep the visual gags (esp ones you don't verbally explain) to a minimum in what is supposed to be primarily an audio format, that would be great. if you can't resist visual gags then it's not a podcast, it's a talk show, therefore you gotta sub it properly.

[danielcurtain]

guess who changed their url and icon

[danielcurtain]

made a book display for filipino-american history month and the first and only thing my filipino co-worker said about it was that the cookbook on display had shit recipes

[danielcurtain]

max number of items you can check out from the library is 150. one hundred fifty. 150. i'm at 62 now. how long will it take me to reach 150.