dildo, kno?

[danielcurtain]

the only woman who should be wearing low rise pants is britney spears. the only man is lenny kravitz. all other men & women should be wearing high-rise. and all other genders should be wearing mid-rise cargo shorts. when i am president this will be my first executive order.

[weepingwidar]

Leonardo Devito (Italian, 1997) - Per un Amico (For a Friend) (2025)

[fairycosmos]

it’s the fact that work is an every day thing that doesn’t sit right with me. like surely not

[valencians]

fantasy: the kingdom has been ruled by one family for 10,000 years

science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[anxeious]

[real-language-facts]

do u think if we dig a hole as deep as the tower of babel we'll get the edenic language back?

i think we will get cave demons but thats ok. i wonder what language cave demons speak

[hockeyfinches]

can i be real for one second are we not all cultivating vastly intricate filtered content lists. is that just me. i see little to nothing that bothers me. i block anything that could potentially bother me. i am blocking niche tags from 3 fandoms ago for my own peace of mind. i have the name ‘bruce’ filtered

[squiiiiiirt]

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[yoohyeon]

ᴀ ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅʟᴇꜱꜱ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ɪꜰ ᴏɴʟʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀ ʙʟᴜᴇ ꜰᴏɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴍʙʀᴀᴄᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ɪ’ᴍ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀᴛʜ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀɴᴅᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴀʟʟ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴡᴀɪᴛ

PIRI - Dreamcatcher (2019)

Do not repost !

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[micromontage]

lowkey we are the website's fertilizer . we are the soil. out of which the posts grow out of

[dykeferatu]

i think the most beautiful tumblr user solidarity is when you meet someone irl and it becomes very obvious you are both on tumblr but neither of you ask for the other’s url

[micromontage]

I'm like if a

Who cares. Let's run away. I don't care anymore

[danielcurtain]

lrb that's sth i think about a lot...fathers are the bane of my existence and of the world's tbh but only in the last few years have i realized how much more fucked up you are if you have a horrible mother. a shitty dad is part and parcel of the human experience, but a shitty mother? that will give you trauma that no amount of therapy can mend.

[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done