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✆, ☎, ⁇, ツ
send “✆” for a MORNING text.
eleanor: ELOISE WAKE UPeleanor: I’M OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR WITH COFFEEeleanor: WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT FINGER PAINTIGeleanor: goodness how can you stand this stuff????
send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
eleanor: hlep me!
send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
eleanor: i lvoe frnak snaitraiaeleanor: aLASO JFK WAS HOTT MANeleanor: 9/10 WOIUld bangeleanor: its nto a 10 bc he;’s ded
send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
eleanor: CCCCCUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uM they dont have a brotp name but :)
who steals french fries off the other’s plate: both...?
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: probs bris tbh
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: eloise has to bust/bail bris out of jail lbr
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: i feel like they both would?? i feel like they’d be supportive & comforting friends to each other??? they are liek that??
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: bristol
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk:............ eloise....?
who starts and who wins the pillow fights: both would probs start it & eloise would probs win it. 5′3 but still kick ass
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: i feel like bris would bc shes more blunt???
all of theeeemm
Send ✉ for a 2 AM text
Brady: i’m at the bar and the guys next to me seem so easy to scam Brady: come out with me, we can get some elutton funds
Send ✘ for an unsent text
Brady: so, i heard you’re looking for a threesome
Send ☠ for a threatening message
Brady: i swear to everything holy that if you ever fucking screw with my swift shrine again i will throw you out the window i know how to make it look like an accident you fucking egg
Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message
Brady: look i know i’m always joking about making out with you but honestly i’m so glad i know you eloise you’re one of my best friends like i know this all began because of some dumbass fake charity but i’ve sort of grown to think of you as a little sister i don’t have to compete with cody for and idk i just i guess i have a lot of love for you, and maybe i don’t exactly express that in the best way but just know that when i kid about your butt or hooking up that’s my way of saying it and i don’t even look at your boobs when you bend over anymore, okay? i just... i’m glad i have you because at the end of the day even if you burnt my entire apartment down i would still probably forgive you and even let you borrow my credit cards to buy whatever you wanted to redecorate my new place Brady: let’s make out** lol what a crazy typo
Send ♣ for a drunk message
Brady: AHSHSHGHHAHA ELOSIEBrady: DID YOU KNWO ITF YOU TR YOU COIL D BE WEEZY AHAHHHAHD EEXU ELO WEEZY
i want them all im like sharpay in hsm3
Send ✉ for an 2 AM text
[fynn]: el!!! did u know we have a roof!!! [fynn]: no of course u know we have a roof [fynn]: come up here w/ me and watch ppeople and he stars oh my god i am so exc ited
Send ✘ for an unsent text
[fynn]: will we ever stay on topic??? why can’t we do this it is so simple
Send ☠ for a threatening message
[fynn]: i will end this right here right now [fynn]: take it back take it back take it back
Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message
[fynn]: u r literally one of the best friends i have and i mean that in quality and in like best friends...u r so good to me?? u don’t think my theories are dumb or u don’t make me feel dumb if i got something wrong ur so great thank you for everything ur such a queen
Send ♣ for a drunk message
[fynn]: SOMEODN JUST SAYID SOMETHING ABOUT A HORUSE SIZE D DUCK [fynn]: HORSE SIZED THAT IS SO CUFCKED UP SOSOSOSOS FUCKED UP EL
✉
✉: for a ‘BIG NEWS!’ voicemail
“Elly! Dude, you’d never believe it, but you remember when we were still collecting money for the Elutton foundation? Well, I just got off the phone with some CEO who totally thinks it’s a legit charity, and he just donated more zeroes than I’m willing to count. Do you realize what this means? SPRANGGGG BREAKKKKK! Anyways, call me back, I bought a new toaster and I want to try it out. Love ya, dork.”
cries all the text memes
Send ✆ for a morning text
ok bionic woman why r u up so early???
Send ♔ for an angry text
no!!! i told you!!! that’s not a thing!!!!stop making me feel dumb or i’m going to delete ur number!!!
Send ♠ for a drunk text
draws me like 1 of ur french girls ;) rmb r that movie!!! haahsahahshahshewh classic do u get it????bc ur a artisit hahshashahs
Send ☏ for a vague text
who knows???
Send ⁇ for a worried text
idk if i did something?? but if i made u mad pls tell me i’m sorry i wanna be ur friend again
Send ♣ for a text not meant for you
nah ur so much better without him ur always so much more fun when u dont have a man oh lol soz that wasn’t for u but i guess it still applys u go u strong woman u
Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent
dont tell anyone but i got a nose job oh pls who am i kidding ur gonna tell everyone
Send ✺for a saucy text
who knows maybe someone will get lucky tonight ;)
Send √ for a long-winded confession text
u are just so pretty and talented and so so sos so so so so nice idk why u even bother being friends with me bc like i’m not even like worth ur time but u endulge my weird like existienial crises and u make me feel like less of a dork so thank you ily
Send ☠ for a misguided advice text
the best thing i could tell u to do is to put all ur life savings into that and cross ur fingers it works
Send ☢ for a desperate text
my neighbors are makng a lot of noise if u know what i meanpls tell me u are home
Send ☼ for a congratulatory text
congrats!!! u did it!!! ur my favorite person ever!!!
tell me a milk pu
i look up to milkmen, they’re borne litres
✂
✂ - a vivid memory
It was a humid, fall night, and Eleanor was bored out of her mind and also out of sugar. So, as she sometimes did when she was bored, she went door to door, practically throwing away her pennies for even an ounce of a thought. She'd even take a memory of a thought, some part of a halfhearted word, even a "go away, Eleanor". She had cleared all of the apartments on her floor, and wasn't hesitant to take the elevator up. She looked through the list of residents, names and letters embossed in glass, her finger settling on one. Eloise.
If she had to be honest, Eleanor didn't know Eloise very well. However, when she overheard people talking about an 'El', it was not the blonde they were talking about, but the brunette instead. Because of this, Eleanor had learned not to flinch when she heard the once-familiar nickname.
Eleanor, unexpected now having more sugar than she can consume, knocked on her door. Prompt and bright, Eloise opened the door, her bright eyes and smile went unnoticed. "Hey, Eloise," Eleanor began, "do you, by any chance, have some sugar that I can borrow? I mean, you can't really borrow and give back food that is consumed, but, um, yeah." The girl silently nodded, letting Eleanor into her abode as she went to retrieve the sweet, short-chained carbohydrates. As a molecular biology major at the best Ivy League school, she reviewed every fact she ever learned about carbohydrates, bringing her back to the horrifying memory that was freshman year. Carbohydrates contain carbon, oxygen, and hydrogen. They can easily be identified by their ring structures. Their monomers are monosaccharides and their polymers are polysaccharides. The function of carbohydrates is mainly to provide short-term energy to its consumer, but also can play key roles in the immune system, fertilization, preventing pathogenesis, blood clotting, and development.
However, her quick-fire review was interrupted by noticing the details of Eloise Archer's living room. A new artwork was left on an easel, tubes of paint left open, colors mixed but never actually used. There was a sense of carelessness in the air, carelessness so perfected that it was beautiful. She could tell that this was Eloise's haven, and her art was her saving grace.
