Cosmic Funnies
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ojovivo
Product Placement
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
if i look back, i am lost
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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The Stonewall Inn
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@carterleeds-blog
rhiannonbye:
Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
everyone: so does cotton love each other?
shakira: no they actually hate each oth-
shakira's hips: sUTTON PROPOSED TO CODY AND HE SAID YES
shakira: son of a
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everyone @ eclc when cotton does a thing
me: hoe don't do it
sutton: proposes
me: oh my god
I can’t believe you’ve all been here for like a week and I’ve been so buried in work I didn’t even notice. Friend of the century, eh? And apparently newly Canadian... Carter, why...
“You would think after two years of living in this city, I wouldn’t get lost on my way to class anymore. Today I ended up in a hookah bar instead of my literature class. I mean, I wasn’t complaining, but imagine the look on my professor’s face when I told him that I was late because I took a wrong turn and ended up in a smoke shop. Not funny at all.”
Okay, although the action was highly admirable, there was no actual reason to tell your teacher the truth.
I spent a year in Paris just to end up back here. And might I say, Paris is a much nicer place than New York, but either way, it’s quite nice to be back.
I’d be offended but I’ve got no probable cause since I’ve never actually been to Paris. How was it? D’you like the lawyer lingo? I didn’t even get that from a book, I’ve just been watching a lot of Suits and Judge Judy. It’s good to see you, Liv.
.. I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or for real.
Isn’t that always the case, Codester? Haha, case. Listen, I have so many lawyer puns up my sleeve for you, you wont see ‘em coming.
“After a twenty-two hour flight, there’s nothing better than home sweet home.”
Jesus, twenty-two hours? Where’d you come from, Pluto?
I visited Pylos to see my old coworkers and boss, but turns out he got fired when his attempted prank to get Nova, my old coworker, back went wrong. Apparently one of the big bosses had come in for a surprise check up and instead of having a warm welcome, he got a bucket of sewer water, flour, and eggs poured all over him by my boss thinking it was Nova. Slightly disappointed that I missed it and none of them bothered to record it.
Bristol, I could just kiss you.
Why are kids so sticky all the time. And loud. I need to lay down, but I need to take a shower. Maybe I will just fall asleep in a shower and die, sounds good.
That’s a whole lot of information at once and I’m not entirely sure I’m equipped to deal with it. Do you need a referral to a shrink or... I don’t know, um... Half a kit kat?
Have you noticed how sweaty balls get in the month of July, like damn. I don’t have time for this.
I’d love to more know about your sweaty balls, Cody, please go on, never stop.
“The Brown kids are my favorite kids” - Anonymous
We Are Nowhere And It’s Now | Bright Eyes
I got no plans and too much time I feel too restless to unwind
Text: Carter
Kony: we are au lovers
Carrot: what's an au
Carrot: is that a kind of coffee
Carrot: coffee lovers awwwww
