May 1, 2024
“i want barriss to be happy!” i say, and then immediately put her through the horrors
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“i want barriss to be happy!” i say, and then immediately put her through the horrors
"Oh honey, not in that outfit." -Bayonetta
A College Bartender Au
(( Well then 🙃 I'm still breaking my rules here. Psst @sk-1522. It' here. I want to thank @apologieslogan for dropping the initial idea for the fic so this is for them.
-Pandora
Fandom: Sanders Sides
Cw: I don't think so, not yet
Word count: 2,064
“ Roman? Are you okay?” Patton finally questioned while he looked at his friend pouring over textbooks. Two empty coffee cups by the drama nerd's side. To the young baker… this was like seeing every world monument at once. It was amazing. However, it was also frightening that it was possible.
“No, I am dying. I have all this stuff to do, and barely any time. Mrs. Dominic is going to laugh at this exam grad, it's curtains for sure!” Roman groaned dropping his head into the books in front of him with a sigh. Ro reached for his third coffee, he only raised his head when the cup was gripped tightly in his hand.
“You never worried about Mrs. Dominic's class before and you typically pass. Which is impressive enough. She doesn't like anyone.”
“Patton I have been bewitched by this handsome glasses clad fellow with a mind sharper than my sword.” Roman whined before taking a sip of his coffee, “ She actually likes him, Patton. She is actually a human with him! I don't get it! How! How does any one person get into a casual conversation with her? Debate with her. And then carry on as normal!” He ranted in frustration his hands moving as he talked. However, his movements were more spastic since he was tired.
The baker sighed his hand reached into his bag and pulled out two cookies setting them down on the napkin. The smaller man ignored the sounds of annoyance coming from others in the coffee shop. “ Logan? He is just really smart. Mrs. Dominic has a lot of respect. For kids like him. I am sure he is not a snob just talk to him.”
“No I will prove I am sm- oh there he is.” Roman silenced himself looking down at the multitude of books. As the nerd entered the shop placing his order. Logan glanced around the boisterous shop before spotting an acquaintance of his, Patton (he hoped), gently patting the back of another student appearing to try and study.
Trying was the keyword in Logan's mind. The man was hunched over multiple books. His hair ruffled from shoving a hand through it repeatedly. There we two empty disposable cups by his side and one griped in tight fingers while he stared at the same spot on the page from only inches away. That settled it.
“Greetings Patton, how are you today?” Logan questioned as he walked over. He had time before his order was completed. Patton smiled at his friend waving.
“Hi, Logan! I’m doing pretty good, what about you? “
“Satisfactory, unlike your friend it seems, anything I can assist with?” Logan remarked in a seemingly neutral tone.
“I am fine!” Roman protested, in an offended tone. Logan hummed looking at the page he was trying to study, and then looked up to meet the brown eyes that were narrowed in a glare at him.
“You're failing to study correct?” Logan said his blue eyes narrowed at the stubbornness of the other.
“Logan, please. Just let him focus. This is important to him.” Patton interjected looking between his two friends.
“This is actually very important to me and I have it under control,” Roman added with a huff.
“Then how about this. I'll ask a question answer it correctly without peaking at the page in front of you and I will let it go. If you answer incorrectly. I show you how to study properly.” Logan said calmly looking at the boys in front of him. Roman looked at the nerd, who had the balls to talk to him like that.
“Fine ask away to teach. I have been studying for hours I got this!”
“ Alright.” Logan pulled a notebook from his bag and opened to a blank page. He wrote ‘Long-term Memory’ at the top.
Patton sat to the side sipping hot chocolate with a small smirk, to avoid sighing at Roman’s mistake. Like it or not this was one of Roman's worst subjects. To Patton, Roman Just let his stubbornness dictate his actions.
Logan drew two branches one veering left and the other veering right. The branch on the right he left a two line gap then drawing a branch going down a line. Before stopping. On the left branch, he left a two line gap drew a branch going down another two-line gape and then two more branches veering right and left. “This is the graph at the top of the page, fill in the subdivisions of long-term memory and what falls into those categories.”
“ Logan Croft?” The barista called out, Logan stood up and looked at Roman.
“One moment.” The nerd said before walking away Roman looked at the paper Logan had just drawn and grumbled. His pride kept him from cheating. However, Ro struggled to remember what he had read.
“You have got to be kidding me. I literally have been studying this page for an hour. I should know this.” He grumbled before naming the ones he kinda thought that he knew. He was disappointed in himself, to say the least. However Roman kept trying. This nerd was not going to strip him of his pride.
Not when this nerd also charmed him. He bowed his head trying to think. It was not working. Nothing was helping. “ So, have you finished?”
Roman huffed as the neutral tone spoke to him again. “ I huh- no I'm not.”
“Right… at any rate, I have twenty minutes to get to class and will probably not be able to wait until it comes to you. Here are my address and number. If you want the help simply text me when your coming. And please get some rest. It is important if you actually want to retain any of the information you have been haphazardly gorging on. Good day.” Logan set a piece of paper on the table. A gloved hand holding his coffee as he walked away.
The drama kid looked at his friend with wide eyes. “What the-”
“ One more thing?” Logan called over his shoulder looking at the pair. Roman swallowed nervously.
“ Yes?”
“ Water helps the brain function more than coffee.” The nerd said before leaving to his class. This time Roman waited until the ding of the bell before allowing himself to give a look of sheer bewilderment.
“ Did that really just happen?”
“ Yes, I am so sorry Ro, he can be a bit-”
“ I have a study date! And it is something he has a passion for!” Roman sang out as if the spirits had just been lifted by guardian angels. Several ‘hushs’ were hissed out at the pair. It was early enough that nobody was ready for Roman Prince's version of extra.
“ No no no. Roman this is bad. How do you intend to focus when you're sitting less than two feet in front of him. You couldn't even manage to keep it together in the same room as him!” Patton snapped hoping his hopeless friend would see reason.
Another hush from the people behind them had Roman packing his bag. He wanted to sing and scream from the rooftop. These people wanted to be boring and wake up for the day. Roman understood. As for what Patton said, Roman could only sigh. “ Patton I will take care of this don't worry. I need to go, rest, bathe, and rejuvenate!” Roman standing as he adjusted his bag and moved to walk out the door.
“Roman. His number. “ Patton sighed holding out the paper Logan had left behind.
“ Oh, right, thanks,” Roman stated rubbing the back of his neck. He walked back and accepted the napkin. The grin on his face so wide Patton thought the skin would tear.
Patton put on a smile, “No problem kiddo just try not to upset your roommate again.”
“Surly Temple will be fine. He is used to my antics that is if he is even there. The grouch usually leaves for work by now.” Roman says calmly as Patton gathered up his own belongings. By the time Pat looked back up Ro had disappeared. Whatever happened, Logan better not break his friend's heart.
Logan shook his head with a sigh as he went to class, that poor, huh, he hadn't even gotten a name. That was… unlike him, usually, Lo would get to at least know someone before offering to help someone study. Yet, the young man seemed to be the exception. No matter. He will behave better next time. Granted coffee boy didn't think he was an asshole and never spoke to him again.
The twenty-year-old sighed softly when his phone buzzed twice, and then twice more, curious. A flick of his thumb would show one text was His co-worker and friend Virgil, the other was an unknown number from presumably the coffee boy from fifteen minutes ago. Virgil first, after all, it may be business related.
‘morning teach, hey we still practicing at noon? I really need to get away from the singing lunatic. He just burst in the damn door singing Queen and I can not handle it if I have work at four thirty. ‘
Shame, Virgil was always having issues with the theater kid, and it was annoying ‘ You have my apartment key, go rest there. Just try not to make a mess. And we will practice when I come home. Free pouring, hopefully, you won't plant me into the ground this time. Your muddling needs work, desperately, so we will also make a pitcher of Sangria. Pop quiz: What does “with a twist” mean?’
‘ I'll take that as a good morning. with a twist is a ref to the garnish a piece of lemon to add flavor to the drink.’
‘ What is the form of lemon?’
‘ Lo, it is 7:43 in the morn. Lemon wedge I guess :/’
‘ “With a twist” is the addition of citrus peel used to enhance the flavor of a beverage based on the flavor profile. I will see you after class.’
‘ Do you ever slow down? You just ran a 7-3am here it is 7:43 am and you're starting again? Ever hear of burnout?’
‘ If your free pour counts were as accurate as your astute observations of the clock. I'd be out of a tutoring job.’
‘ Uhh fuck you lo’
‘ I am not a fan of aggravated copulation rituals, therefore I am going to have to reject your… less than the kind offer.’ Logan responded a final time before walking into his first class of the day. His phone turned off and put away as the professor started the discussion with an air of expertise that Logan had always idolized. The confidence, and demanding presence. The teacher didn't force people to pay attention to. His words were thoughtful and questioning prompting discussion from everyone while notes were written on the board.
Logan Croft loved to learn. it was his blood.
Virgil shook his head at Logan's response, taken literally again. He had no clue if it was intentional or not at this point. However as much as it annoyed him, it was funny that Lo could be so smart, yet so dumb. The rookie stood grabbing his bag and sauntering out of the door. Honestly, “ We Are the Champions, ” is a solid song even if it isn't his cup of coffee. However, there is a time and place dude.
Roman undressed his eyes glancing at the scars, it was a liberating feeling. The binding had never done his singing any good. Nevermind he was not the most cautious, but he could breathe deep now. Hold a note. His eyes never looked below the scars, he couldn't.
A half hour later he was in bed, his fingers laced behind his nearly black hair. Roman could get some rest, he had sent Logan a text that he would be at his place by 12:45. That would do for now. He could pack study supplies later.
Logan hadn't realized he had dozed off in class. He didn't even recall feeling particularly tired. Well at the coffee shop maybe, but the caffeine, sugar, and taurine( from an energy drink at work earlier) should have assisted him. He was still out cold in his astrology lecture.
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Chapter 1 of The Obvious Facts (aka SSBAU) is now officially up in ao3!
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences/PG-13
Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence
Summary: While on a mission, Rex and Ahsoka develop a Force bond. Despite its seemingly benign nature, it may prove to be the secret to unraveling the conspiracy behind the war—and the brutal and mysterious murder of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine.
I DID IT!! WOOHOO! ssbau is now a reality!! please go check it out, im so excited to share it with you guys!!
these two have me in a chokehold rn. get put in my extremely complex murder mystery and have a creepy threatening conversation about an opera. losers.
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chapter 3 is up!! this one’s pretty heavy ngl.
also, not to sound needy or anything but if you read it please leave a comment or something bc just seeing the hit count go up without seeing any actual engagement is. yeah im not gonna lie it’s a bit disheartening bc i put a lot of effort into this beast.
oooh you what to see which haute couture looks i would put fox in you want to see that so bad
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapter 2: The Shadow Planet is up! Featuring violence and the introduction of Pong Krell, as well as some OCs of mine who I love.
Thank you guys so much for your support last chapter! This time guest comments are enabled lmao.