#ssttitd incorrect quotes

[jolllyspaghetti]

*chuck and auggie on the phone*

auggie: i'm breaking up-

chuck: i'm pregnant!!

auggie: what? i meant the phone!

chuck: right. sorry, i panicked

[mothlightss]

Auggie: *Reading a horoscope because why not*

"The love of your life is standing right behind you."

Auggie: *Turns around*

Chuck: *sneezes and falls over*

[dime-smothied]

Ramón: *to Tommy* let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves

Ramón: I hate you

[jolllyspaghetti]

auggie: *seductively takes off glasses* wow, you're... blurry.

[jolllyspaghetti]

stella: i relate to belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!

chuck: i relate to tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies

[jolllyspaghetti]

chuck: look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three

chuck: one, two, three

chuck:

ruth:

chuck: see, now i'm just disappointed in both of us

[jolllyspaghetti]

chuck: if i run and leap at auggie, he'll catch me in his arms!

chuck: *runs and leaps at auggie*

auggie, who is holding coffee: *drops the coffee to catch chuck*

[jolllyspaghetti]

stella: i like your shirt!

ramón: thanks *remembers people like bad boys* i stole it *remembers people also like nice guys* from an old man i was helping walk across the street