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[jolllyspaghetti]

auggie: i just wanna say, i'm part of the lgbtq community, and this is my best friend ramón, he's an ally. talk ramón!

ramón: ALLY!

[milos-frogz]

Chuck: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Auggie: Chuck, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

[sie-werden-nie-vergessen]

Sarah to Ephraim, at some point: “If you beat me up now, you’re gonna look like one piece of trash. The audience is endeared to me.”

[hugs4holloway]

Chuck: H...Hey Ramón?

Ramón, watching him struggle to saw something: Yeah, Bud?

Chuck: How you saw?

[jolllyspaghetti]

stella: why are your tongues purple?

chuck: we had slushies. i had a blue one.

auggie: i had a red one.

stella: oh

stella:

stella: OH

ramón:

ramón: you drank each other's slushies?

[jolllyspaghetti]

stella: i relate to belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!

chuck: i relate to tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies

[jolllyspaghetti]

chuck: look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three

chuck: one, two, three

chuck:

ruth:

chuck: see, now i'm just disappointed in both of us

[jolllyspaghetti]

chuck: you will machete through this! ramón: *make it ramón: do not machete your way through this chuck: too late