I’m rewatching Ninjago (continually updating)
Episode 1
Lloyd: I’m telling you mom. I’m a thug. A rebellious child. My life be like ooh aah. *hits hand on stop sign* aah
Episode 2
Zane: Why aren’t the dishes in alphabetical order?
Ninja: … what does that even mean?
Episode 3
Jay: GET YOUR DOG!
Lloyd: It don’t bite.
Jay: YES IT DO GET-
Episode 4
Lloyd: Daddy?
Any Serpentine general: DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR DADDY
Episode 5
Lloyd: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino white bag
Zane: wawawah LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?
Episode 6
Lloyd to Wu: an avocado… thanks…
Episode 7
Zane: we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed
Jay: *hitting doorway*
Zane: What you gonna do? What you gonna do?
Episode 8
Jay: got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome yesterday haha
Jay: so now I take Adderall haha
Episode 9
Cole: you want me to sing? I hate singing! I don’t even know when to come in
Music: *starts*
Cole: I don’t want a lot-
Episode 10
Garmadon: *pointing at Jay and Nya* is… is this allowed?
Garmadon: is that allowed?
Jay: STOP
Episode 11
Ninja: He’s such a snake
Pythor: *slithers by*
Episode 12
Kai: hey come here I want to talk to you
Kai: someday you’re going to grow up and your going to become a man
Lloyd: someday you’re gonna be dead
Episode 13
Devourer: I’m HUUUUUUNGRY
Devourer: don’t you touch any of my food
Episode 14 (2x1)
Lloyd: how much money do we have
Cole: oh, like 69 cents
Lloyd: well you know what that means
Cole: I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets
Episode 15 (2x2)
Garmadon: can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?
Episode 16 (2x3)
Teachers: every time you yell at your kids put a quarter in your no yelling sock and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat-
Episode 17 (2x4)
Garmadon: last one outside is a stupid idiot!
Lloyd: Dad, we’re all outside. We’re waiting for you
Garmadon: aww now I’m the idiot
Lloyd: no you’re not
Episode 18 (2x5)
Lloyd: I’m an adult
Lloyd: I do grown up things
Lloyd: Independence
Lloyd: Mommy what are taxes
Episode 19 (2x6)
Kai: Honestly I don’t remember, I was probably messed up
Kai: Yeah I was crazy back then hahaheh
Episode 20 (2x7)
Misako: *appears*
Lloyd: YOU’RE NOT MY MOM
Episode 21 (2x8)
Ninja: do you ever like, wake up or like do something and go, what the f- what the heck is happening?
Episode 22 (2x9)
Zane: what do we want?
Dr. Julien: a heartfelt ending to this vine!
Zane: when do we- dad?
Dr. Julien: that’s right son I’m home
Episode 23 (2x10)
Garmadon: so basically… what I was thinking of was uh-
Overlord: *punches Garmadon*
Garmadon: oh shuck I can’t believe you did this
Episode 24 (2x11)
Lloyd: how do you know what’s good for me!?
Literally everyone: THATS MY OPINION
Episode 25 (2x12)
Garmadon: how did you defeat the green ninja?
Overlord: we shot him in the leg, because his defense is the size of a dinner plate, and he’s an idiot
Episode 26 (2x13)
Citzens: hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane tortilla!
Episode 27 (3x1)
Ninja: that’s technology
PIXEL: :)
Ninja: get rid of it
PIXEL: oh
Episode 28 (3x2)
Overlord: I should’ve left you on that street corner where you were standing
Borg: but you didn’t!
Episode 29 (3x3)
Zane: I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy
Zane: and my heart has been severely damaged
Zane: so PIXEL if you’re out there
Episode 30 (3x4)
Lloyd: I have no soul. Have a nice day
Pythor: I don’t have one either
Episode 31 (3x5)
Zane to PIXEL: hey! I think you’re really cool! I like you a lot! Maybe we can hang out or something
Episode 32 (3x6)
Garmadon: There’s only one race. The human race
Lloyd: *slaps him* what about Nascar
Episode 33 (3x7)
Garmadon: what the shuck is up Wu? No what did you say dude? Shut the shuck up Wu
Episode 34 (3x8)
Jay: Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (bum bum bum)
Episode 35 (4x1)
Lloyd: The ninja brothers can’t break up, they’re brothers!


















