#st jorge

[niclayzo]

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Why I’m voting Leave

Ok guys it’s your boy NigelFaragefan275. I’m going to tell you why I am indeed voting leave in the upcoming referendum.  I know a lot of you may judge me for my decision, however I feel that it is the right thing to do. 

It was in the year 92 AD when the first migrating dragons came over to the UK. In this period of instability, the legend of St Jorge was born. As the dragons made a habit of killing innocent Englanders, St Jorge decided that enough was enough. He grabbed his spear and rode to the dragons lair on his great stallion, knowing that it would almost certainly mean his death. On arrival to the place where these dragons lived, Jorge yelled “get out of my country” along with other famous war cry that are heard throughout the Daily Mail comments sections. The dragons appeared from the cave and were confused. “We are here legally,” they say, looking at St Jorge with disdain. “This is our country as much as it is yours”.

The dragon then explained that they had created the EU to allow free movement across Europe. It was an institution that allowed them to travel anywhere, pillaging and burning our pleasant lands as they please. St Jorge was then burnt alive, but not before he drove his spear through the lead dragon’s heart and proclaimed that he would reclaim his country…

Now St Jorge has been reborn as our great lord and saviour Nigel Farage, who, like St Jorge has vowed to take us out of the EU and remove Dragons from the UK forever. If you do not vote leave, you are not fit to call yourself English. You dishonour St Jorge’s great sacrifice and you should be deeply ashamed. 

As dragon immigration continues to rise from across Europe, we cannot call ourselves great if we sit idly by and watch as the dragons come in their thousands. Who will stand against the horde to protect our great lands? 

[vicky-chain]

Sorry but all these rumors about having Lindsay Morgan as Brenda is making me happy cause she's of Hispanic decent and YES I WANTED THAT SO BADLY. I had a lot of headcanons about her and Jorge okay. Like what if when Brenda would talk to Thomas and stuff Jorge was just rolling his eyes at her and when they were alone Jorge would tell her "no estés dando le ojos a ese niño." And Brenda would snap back "ya no estés chingando viejo!" 'Cause Jorge doesn't like being called old and they just snark at each other in Spanish and when they would be with the other cranks Jorge would call them all hermanos and hermanas but with Brenda he would call her hermanita in private cause it's a little more personal and sentimental but Brenda would still call him viejo cause she liked teasing him DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT JORGE AND BRENDA BEING LIKE FAMILY TO EACH OTHER OKAY CAUSE IMMA CRY

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