Well Done

You're alive you've been born and that done well ye have

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DAY6 has released a pair of individual teaser images of Jae for their upcoming 6th mini-album “The Book of Us: The Demon” which features the title track “Zombie” & is scheduled to be released on May 11th.

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That your BF? 

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A large duration of time has elapsed and no discourse has been exchanged 

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Morning good I am the worst person alive 

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Alumni Exposed 1: Nieve Ruleton

In this series, I will expose former Swinton Community School pupils for what they really are. This week, the person in question is infamous ex-student known as Nieve Ruleton. Nieve Ruleton was famous for being the first ever Swinton student to form an afterschool society when she formed the debate club. This club did turn out to be a plot to deliver her extreme communist agenda to the younger, impressionable students. Notable exploits of Ruleton include the time she ventured to Parliment after seducing local MP John Healey in an attempt to establish herself on the political ladder. After Swinton, she went on to study politics in what we can only assume to be the beginning of her rise to a tyrannical dictator. 

Now, you may be wondering, what’s so bad about that? Swinton has produced numerous dictators? This is not why I write this post today. I am writing this post because Ruleton attempted to create a being that would ultimately bring down capitalism…

The relationship between Nieve Ruleton and Lewis Weeb are well documented. Ruleton and Weeb did indeed have meetings in the back of Weeb’s Land Rover on the school grounds, but not many knew that they actually harnessed the power of time travel. There have been many incidences of Time Travel around Swinton Community School, a topic that I shall cover in greater detail soon for I fear Eric Endeavour may be responsible for it. 

The theory goes that Lewis (one of the most right-wing students in the school) and Nieve traveled back in time and had a child (believed to be called Jess Weeb). This child was then raised by communists, but importantly, still possessed the traits of a ruthless capitalist that were required to win an election. Nieve has now met with her child in her current timeline and is said to be training her personally in the ways of ruthless leadership. 

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I am easily the worst thing in history but at least I’m not pretending I am philosophy this is how everyone’s brains are you’re just pretending you’re reyt good @jyushimatus views on politics?

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@gengarmin for statistical analysise

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I am easily the worst thing in history but at least I’m not pretending I am philosophy this is how everyone’s brains are you’re just pretending you’re reyt good @jyushimatus views on politics?

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Niamh your URL on this is stupidd

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"I asked you here to ... in the spirit of investigation, to ask you ... to ask ... (Pause) What have I done to you? (Pause) And, and, I suppose, how I can make amends."

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JOHN: You said “Good day.” I think that it is a nice day today. CAROL: Is it? JOHN: Yes, I think it is. CAROL: And why is that important? JOHN: Because it is the essence of all human communication. I say something conventional, you respond, and the information we exchange is not about the “weather,” but that we both agree to converse. In effect, we agree that we are both human.” 

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2016 bolg post THE GOOD the bad and THE FUTILE

Good year another bolg post 2016 wasn’t it boyos. We’ve got some great stuff that happened in it for example the heat death of the universe is another year closer. 

The Good

Great year yes what a great year thanks friends sorry if I forget you.

The Bad

Ok yeah so we’ve had some bad things happen. I can think of a few like the rise of facism is coming for is but its ok because it doesn’t count because when the year changes we all know everything starts fresh and non of the bad stuff that’s happened counts anymore at least we don’t have to do anything about it.

The Futile 

Tis another day passing nothing different to what you’ve seen in the past. Time is very much a man made construct and bears no real meaning. Look at bears do you see bears going round saying happy new year woooh fresh start new year new me no you chuffing don’t because they don’t care and the next day will be about survival as much as the previous day was. Ye’ve gotta get some persperation

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My views on Brexit

A fantastic result for United Kingdom. Old people everywhere are celebrating this joyous day - who having spent most of their lives - now feel a bitter sense of jealousy towards those who still have something to live for. Thankfully though, that sense of optimism is no more and the youth of today will experience the same level of misery as them, just on a much longer time scale. 

The UK is now travelling through the Atlantic Ocean at a reasonable speed towards the USA. Not only will this bring better geographical protection from EU migrants, it may also cause some sort of shift in the Atlantic conveyor belt that plunges us into an eternal winter. Whist this will this make our country uninhabitable, it does mean that nobody will want to migrate here, which is undoubtedly good news for Great Britain.

Scotland will also be leaving Great Britain. Plans are in place for a giant ice wall to be constructed along the remnants of Hadrian's Wall which will encourage tourists to the area. Bubonic plague is also going to be reintroduced to England in an exciting attempt to return to the “good old days” of medieval Britain. 

Boris Johnson is now our new supreme overlord which is another bonus because he looks funny and he once got stuck on a zip wire.  

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The Tragic Story of Nee and Louee

It was a crisp autumn morn on the farm that Louee resided upon and it was the day Louee was travelling to Iceland so he had set his rule britainia alarm nice and early. Upon waking, he whistled for his horse and rode to the breakfast table which is a land rover. They are ready to leave and then they fire up the fleet of Land Rovers and they ride to the school. 

There is Nee waiting and ready to see the land rover pictures, or so louee thinks she is. He has their wedding planned out. They would both drive into the church in separate Land Rovers whilst Jerusalem played and the queen would be there along with David Cameron and the ghost of Margaret Thatcher. 

When they are together on the plane and he shows her his extensive collection of Land Rover photos. There are numerous, green, red blue yellow and tall. However he does not realise that Nee is vegetarian and therefore cannot use Land Rovers because making one requires an animal sacrifice because the land rovers are unique creatures. Louee is distraught because he has always wanted Nee but they cannot be together because of their incompatibility with Land Rovers. Although he likes her, his love of Land Rovers is far greater.

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Why I’m voting Leave

Ok guys it’s your boy NigelFaragefan275. I’m going to tell you why I am indeed voting leave in the upcoming referendum.  I know a lot of you may judge me for my decision, however I feel that it is the right thing to do. 

It was in the year 92 AD when the first migrating dragons came over to the UK. In this period of instability, the legend of St Jorge was born. As the dragons made a habit of killing innocent Englanders, St Jorge decided that enough was enough. He grabbed his spear and rode to the dragons lair on his great stallion, knowing that it would almost certainly mean his death. On arrival to the place where these dragons lived, Jorge yelled “get out of my country” along with other famous war cry that are heard throughout the Daily Mail comments sections. The dragons appeared from the cave and were confused. “We are here legally,” they say, looking at St Jorge with disdain. “This is our country as much as it is yours”.

The dragon then explained that they had created the EU to allow free movement across Europe. It was an institution that allowed them to travel anywhere, pillaging and burning our pleasant lands as they please. St Jorge was then burnt alive, but not before he drove his spear through the lead dragon’s heart and proclaimed that he would reclaim his country…

Now St Jorge has been reborn as our great lord and saviour Nigel Farage, who, like St Jorge has vowed to take us out of the EU and remove Dragons from the UK forever. If you do not vote leave, you are not fit to call yourself English. You dishonour St Jorge’s great sacrifice and you should be deeply ashamed. 

As dragon immigration continues to rise from across Europe, we cannot call ourselves great if we sit idly by and watch as the dragons come in their thousands. Who will stand against the horde to protect our great lands? 

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this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react

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i love this so much