#st.patricks day

[pugsandfrenchbulldogs]

Happy St. Paddy's Day!

[sheepysagittarius]

Puddle goes green for St.Patricks day! They also want to tell you to stay home and wash your hands!

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[middletonlove]

Making friends: The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge share a joke with officers following the St Patrick's Day parade at Cavalry Barracks in Hounslow, where they presented shamrock to officers and guardsmen of 1st Battalion the Irish Guards

[kryptoniteheadcanons]

Random Thoughts on Holidays

I’mma be doing this by short film since this is a little anthology thing sooo

Valentines Day: 

- Very unprofessional of you, sir. 

- “Maxi Pad” 

- Dude you need a heart AND lung transplant? That’s rough buddy. 

- I feel like it would have been a better idea to murder her with the rock buddy but I guess you did have to cut out her heart 

St.Patrick’s Day: 

- A quick reminder that Celtic and Gaelic names make 0 sense anglicized 

- So uh....how often do women get pregnant with animals that the lady at the clinic isn’t absolutely fucking freaked out about it. 

- I’ll be honest, I skipped over about half of this segment. One of the few if not the only times i’ve ever skipped something in a movie. 

- Snake cults. That is all. 

Easter: 

- Kid: Says a thing they’re scared of doing. Also kid: Does that exact thing

- So correct me if i’m wrong but...the last person to see the easter bunny before this little girl was Jesus? 

- That easter bunny is fucking scary. 

- I wonder what happened to that girl after she became the new easter bunny

Mothers Day: 

- At that point you should probably talk about getting your ovaries removed 

- Don’t actually have a guy wear two condoms, they rub against each other and the friction makes them break easier 

- This one was pretty grounded in reality literally until the very last second 

- I think my first red flag would have been whenever my doctor suggests me to go to a ritual in the desert that women go to to get pregnant 

- TBH though the thought of getting pregnant and then drugged for months until you give birth is TERRIFYING 

Fathers Day: 

- 1000% My favourite segment 

- Based on all the previous ones I was REALLY intrigued to see where this one was going, a teensy bit disappointed but it’s 100% still worth it just for the emotion and atmosphere 

- So you get a random casette tape and player from your dad who you thought was dead and just decide to go to the play on the tape without talking to anyone about it first? 

- Out of all the segments I want made into a full one movie, Fathers Day is the number 1. 

Halloween: 

- Ian is a grade A asshole and I’m happy he died. 

- At least it ended in a joke 

- It’s a good thing she hit him with that toaster. Or whatever that was. 

Christmas: 

- This one also ends on a joke 

- You could have like...dropped a pill in his mouth as you took the uVu thing dude

- Seth Green is very good at acting. 

New Years: 

- Probably the funniest out of all the segments 

- Gross teeth are gross 

- and this is why slasher villains almost never use guns 

-  I also want this one to be a full movie but not as badly as Fathers Day

[woltemath]

Creatures from Black Lagoons count for St.Patrick’s Day, right? ☘️🍀

[daizypusher]

I’m so festive ☘️🍀

[branda]

FREE shamrock baby cardigan knitting pattern for St. Patrick’s Day • LoveKnitting Blog

[thesquishychannei-blog]

Satisfying Squishy Transformation - St.Patty’s Day Special

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