#st0nerfood

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me erica and julia are in the apple store blogging and they are sending eachother anons back and forth wow guys i feel left out how rude.

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Me and erica have decided that being horny is like having herpes: the feeling goes away and comes back randomly

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Jasmine: where did the summer go?

Me: tumblr

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ok so we all know my bffl jasmine right? right. k, so, we just watched Megan Is Missing, and the guy used the excuse "my cameras broken", so he doesnt have to show it face.

well, jasmine met this guy, "adam" on tumblr, and he deleted his blog, and remade so idk and he wouldnt tell us his new url or anything. and he claims to live in England, but we obviously dont know if that's true. so whatever. but jasmine talked to him a lot, for the past 4 months, like on skype, and she would willingly get on cam, but he wouldn't, claiming his "camera is broken", but got on voice call instead, but his voice is like, ridiculously high for a guy, like not Kellin Quinn high, like he legit sounded like baby Nick Jonas, but just a few pitches higher, and any JB fan knows he sounded like a girl and like now we are just so freaked out and we are blocking him on everything. it's just fucking scary okay. and he lied and said that his ipod was broken and that's why his voice sounded higher. and every picture ive seen of him, i swear on my life ive seen them on the internet, and they look like his face is photoshopped in.

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Me: -reads lengthy text post out loud to Jasmine about favorite bands busting into class to save us from boredom and take us to an amusement park-

Jasmine: Omg imagine. It would be Black Veil Brides for you, and We Came As Romans for me. Like, they busted into our class on the same day at the same time and took us to the same amusement park, and I would see you guys and be like "hey, that's BVB" and them WCAR would be like "Hey, we're WCAR." and I'd be like " Hey, that's Justine!" and they'd be like "Hey, we're WCAR", and I'd be like "Hey, you're WCAR".

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This is America, only Americans are allowed on the internet.

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[tenpercentsugar]

....why is my best friend in your drop down bar but im nOT. YOU WRITE MY FAVORITE FAN FICTION. THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT ASJLFASLKD

YOU STOPPED FOLLOWING ME YOU JACKWAGON

and idk me and jasmine talk all da time it’s cray