Can I just say the family man headcanon was so funny to me bc I imagined his algorithm is all family content and then he gets unwarranted gentle parenting advice on his feed OHHH IT IS SO FUNNY 😭😭😭 and he can’t even begin to explain why he’s irritated all day OHHHH THIS LOSER 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
i can see his reddit feed being “recently visited: r/parenting” BECAUSE HE SEARCHED UP ONE (1) QUESTION REGARDING YUUJI LAWLLLL
he’s getting indoctrinated.. and he don’t even know it… 💔💔
Everything seemed to bother Ryomen Itadori, even on his time off.
After a long day of barely getting by with his new skittish secretary, it was evident all his work was going to be done by himself for a good while. He didn’t quite realize that you worked the labor equivalent to five employees until he had to redistribute all of your tasks.
Laid in his bed, he sighs. A finger scrolls through his Instagram reels, the account he hardly ever posts on but definitely uses to mindlessly watch content when he was exhausted.
“POV: didn’t get much done on the house 🤣”
Whether it was the sleep deprivation or something else, an image of you popped into Ryomen’s head when he saw that woman pregnant. Him beside you, holding your belly lovingly.
Quickly he sits up, the comforter sliding down his bare chest as he slaps his reddening cheeks, once. Twice for good measure. Snap out of it, man.
There was no way in hell he was thinking about getting his ex-secretary pregnant.
Another mental picture of you flashes by; you smiling softly in that red dress he picked out for you. Okay, so what if he picked the same shade as his eyes? You looked good in red.
He’s already up and padding towards his shower before more of his betraying thoughts grows the tent forming in his pants, throwing his phone on his bed with no hesitation.
Fuck those fucking family accounts.
“Uncle Ryo, why is your phone cracked?”
“Shut up if you know what’s good for you, Yuuji.”