Apr 8
freshly peeled batman
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freshly peeled batman
my heartfelt message to the swamp thing: sorry i made a post that everyone thought was really funny saying you did not have a dick. i failed to read with my eyes and didn't know you were already up to crazy shit before you borrowed constantine's dick purely for baby making purposes and then also so you could get his ass tattooed without telling him. sincerest apologies. congrats on your swamp thang my friend.
forgot that in addition to sensing when his wife is ovulating (and when she's pregnant. Like instantly as soon as the sperm and egg make contact) the swamp thing also just takes a quick peek in john constantine's bloodstream to make sure he doesn't have any STDs. like why can he do any of this. can any of the other elementals do this or was there something about alec holland in specific that granted him the world's most sexless sex powers when he popped back out of the mire. DC hire me for a black orchid solo where she has a proximity ED sensor
swamp thing's superman analysis he did with his large and rather yonic looking brain
rereading the swamp thing penis loan saga (don't mind that this is a paper copy ok thanks) i do need to just read this series from the start i'd like to see mr thing inflict lots of pain on woodrue