Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the #stabbiest one of all??? 🖤 Was that the question of the day? Maybe. Alright fine, tell me what classic you’d love to murder!!! 🖤 We all have that one classic that we HATED!!! Whether it was because we were forced to endure reading it, or had to analyze it to the point of stabbing our eyes out, or just plain hated it, we all have that horror story. For me, that classic is Moby Dick. I hated that book. It took me AGES to get through it. I was bored to tears and to this day, can barely remember most of it, since I’m pretty sure I blacked out and repressed the entire ordeal. It was that traumatic for me 😂 needless to say, I’d love to murder that book. Or enjoy some dark retellings. Or maybe not. I don’t know, I’m still fairly traumatized. 🖤 When it comes to dark retellings, generally the rule is the darker the better. Especially when the original is generally viewed as super cheerful. On today’s, #makeoutmarrymurdermonday I’ve taken some of my fave dark side classics to subject to the #stabnanigans mayhem. It is #stabbymonday and these #stabbybooks are the #stabbiest! Perfect for these spooky October vibes. 🖤 Speaking of #stabby please tell me you saw @bookwnoname stabby post today! Complete with stabbing props and girls who definitely know how to sharpen their own knives. Just go follow her already!!! (at Land of Oz) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo9nkJZlN2m/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vddbb7cz2gzw