#stabbing caesar day

[themushroomgoesyeet]

Happy stabbing Caesar day everyone!

I managed to convince my family to celebrate with me by making a meal about it

I especially had fun with the ours derves

[mysterythief]

[mysterythief]

At the doors of the Roman Senate

Guard: Hail Caesar

Me: Hail Caesar

Guard: We just need to do a routine security check. Hey what is this? *hold up knife* You’re not planning any political assassination now are you?

Me: No, of course not. I said Hail Caesar didn’t I? Besides that’s my emotional support knife.

Guard: Emotional support knife…?

Me: Yes, my doctor prescribed it to me. Said it would help me feel better. Here I have a note *hands guard very illegible chicken scratch based doctors note*

Guard: *after squinting at the note for a few minutes* Well I guess it checks out. Enjoy the meeting

[vaugemessenger]

It’s almost stab Caesar day, does everyone have their knife

[likethedawnirise]

Et Tu, Brute?

Your hands, I know them well

Your hands which snaked through thickets to free me from the clutches of thorns

Bloodied and scarred as they were

I grasped at the familiarity

Your hands which clasped my shoulder

as I mounted the high horse of duty

Shoulders we brushed as brothers

From so far above

it was your hand I searched for, waving me on in a sea of adoring faces

Many hands may clap in my name

But only yours would choke the throats of my fears and sorrows

I ascended

You remained

Your hand at my side, I was steady

Fretful as I am, I did not know

How was I know to know

That the very hands which you clasped at my feet to uplift me

Would be the vice grip on my ankle dragging me under

More than one hundred cowardly hands twitched and tingled at the promise of my demise

But it was not the 23 stabs delivered to me that finally sent me under

Just the sight of those hands

Which I longed to reach for

To take me away

Become just as unknown and foreign as a strangers as they pierced my soul

Et Tu, Brute?

Et Tu?

I pray my blood never washes from your hands

And the phantom touch of my own never ceases

[lazythingsdiplomatchick]

Julius Caeser's assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part.

[rebloggingliteraturememes]

[idontknowhowtosaymyname]

Happy

🔪~Stabbing Caesar Day~🔪

Y'all

Please stab your friends on a different day, as this one is reserved for the ✨️Dictator✨️himself