[vaugemessenger]

Mun of @biancawayneofficial here! Making sure I send smth to prove i am human

Thanks for the heads up

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[psychopomp-reborn]

HAPPY MOON DAY EVERYONE

[vaugemessenger]

Can’t believe I missed moon day

[bellflower-islandsparkle]

Tis moon day again!

[animentality]

[vaugemessenger]

We should make a movie about this, is James Cameron still in the business

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[lorddoom01]

Now, I'm picturing it being Kevin instead. Wizard robe and all.

[vaugemessenger]

Honestly could work for a college au

[animentality]

[vaugemessenger]

“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope this would set them free, but that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them” Frank Herbert, dune(1965)

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[livingdeadgirlxx]

The fuck is going on 😭😭

[apoc4lypiovarium]

THE WATER IS TURNING THE FUCKING ANIMALS GAY GOD DAMMIT

[vaugemessenger]

[stillnaomi]

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

[vaugemessenger]

The first case is like the John brown raids, while the other is like gulags and internment camps

[one-time-i-dreamt]

There was a secret dollar store that only the social elite were allowed to go to, and you basically had to clip through the walls to get to it like the backrooms. Nothing in the store was under $5.

[vaugemessenger]

Op, this you

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[zxiqky-wicky]

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

[demon-rum]

>^>

[jacobtheloofah]

also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and here is the same version of the above website except it uses the 5e rules as they existed prior to the 2024 relaunch, which is what you’d prefer

[masclesbianpomni]

Can someone please help me find this movie?

It's an anime about 2 friends, one of them is in a wheelchair. Some person from another dimension hurts their other friend and they get hit by a car while trying to save her, but end up getting teleported to another dimesion where that friend is a princess and the guy on a wheelchair can walk. It later turns out he was originally a version of his friend from this dimension and got teleported when he was still a kid (that's why he's an orphan lol) Then they save the world and close the connection between the two worlds blah blah blah.

Does it sound familiar? Anyone?

[vaugemessenger]

I think you’re describing ninokuni

[vaugemessenger]

Item: A Shield Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

What video game will you defend forever?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Xcom

[life-in-toontown]

:C

I’m so fucking sick of AI

[simpforsimon]

This lazy and utterly disgusting, Miyazaki worked hard on his creations and this is what he gets? He deserves better than this.

[vaugemessenger]

The man did describe ai art(albeit a different kind to today’s) as “an insult to life itself”. I’m inclined to agree.

[writing-prompt-s]

You've always enjoyed working magic and especially entertaining the children of the village with colourful spells and small illusions. When one day mages from the royal academy visited, they noticed one of your shows and insisted on taking you with them back to the capital.

[vaugemessenger]

They needed a new projector after the previous one caught dragon flu

[writing-prompt-s]

You're a thief and a murderer, and any spell cast on you to detect your moral and ethical alignment returns an entirely accurate result of 'evil'. And yet, the god of justice, whose creed should see the likes of you hanged, has openly marked you as one of his Chosen, and no one knows why.

[vaugemessenger]

[vaugemessenger]

It’s almost stab Caesar day, does everyone have their knife

[secret-gaygents-blog]

🔪

[vaugemessenger]

That’s one, anyone else

[writing-prompt-s]

"child your the last to summon your familiar." Said the magic teacher to the student as they stood up and walked towards the door "where are you going." Said the teacher "well unless you want this entire side of the academy destroyed I need room to summon them." Said the student walking outside

[vaugemessenger]

Part 2 to the familiar tarrasque story.

[multiversemittens]

Grimal: What animal do you think you could take in a fight?

Marckus: Maybe a horse. Do I get prep time?

Grimal: Yeah. But the horse gets it too.

Marckus: Then no.

[misopheri]

[vaugemessenger]

Inaccurate, horse would use the m60’s on the golden goose