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[frangipani-wanderlust]

[cheeselovinpuffin]

sporks should have knives too

[wafflesrisa]

Ever since I received my beautiful new hand-carved three-pronged wooden hair fork, I have imagined, at least three times per day, how I would fend off a would-be attacker by whipping the fork out of my hair and wielding it wolverine-style while my long hair cascades out of its high bun like Eowyn facing off the witch-king

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

Terrible Monster Girl Idea #56: Knife Golem

Please don't go in for a hug. PLEASE.

[lawfulgoodness]

Fury Ghost -  Chang Woo Lee

[frangipani-wanderlust]

Begin The Triumph!

Congratulations, Tumblr, for we have once again slain Julius Caesar! Wear your laurels with pride, but never forget: you, also, are mortal.

[i-like-her-like-that]

// Hey, hey salad man. Careful. Political whispers going around... careful there... y'know your 23 friends ? Mm ? Yeah ? Well, uh-

[normeroforever]

Thoughts on Mr. Psych teacher?

I think he might just be a genuinely nice person. Hopefully like George but minus the crazy pushy asshole. 

Things is, I have a gut feeling: Norma’s gonna run to him. He gave her a second card, remember? They wouldn’t have put that in if she wasn’t going to use it. She’ll call, and take refuge there.

But here’s the thing. Bob Paris wants her dead. I wonder if they’ll follow her somehow or learn where she is, and go after her. We have hints that Psych Guy won’t survive the season, so I wonder if he’s going to be collateral damage in all of this.

Just my two cents. Too bad, he seems like someone who could help Norma.