Life, The Universe, And Some Other Stuff Probably

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[frangipani-wanderlust]

If you're waiting for permission to follow me, this is that permission. You don't need to talk to me, you can just push the button if you want. Or don't. I'm good either way.

[secundus-cinaedus]

so funny when people on twitter talk about tumblr and 1) assume we're dead, 2) out themselves as people who need to see porn on their social media feed. turns out the porn ban was literally the best possible way to filter out the braindead gooners and leave only the Real Poasters behind, in a sort of purifying reverse-rapture. also there's still porn on tumblr you just have to open up your dash in public

[luna-drinker]

The porn addicts turned out to be the unhinged people making tumblr suck, someone should look into that for science.

[frangipani-wanderlust]

Bluesky...failed? I thought it eas carrying on as idiotically as ever.

[frangipani-wanderlust]

I am not preparing for a Netflix documentary.

...But the music used in that meme is actually kind of a cool piece.

[contagiousgrace]

there's no chill way to be like, "yeah, I think generative AI is a crime against God and man."

[beardedmrbean]

[6qubed]

that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love this because you know exactly where it's going and you're not disappointed

[charlesoberonn]

I was so looking forward for the Jupiter gravity and it didn't disappoint and THEN THE SUN GRAVITY MADE ME HOLLER

[bunjywunjy]

i think you could reach escape velocity on pluto by just jumping really hard

[mokimo-art]

THWE DRAMATIC PAUSE IN THE SUN GRAVITY HAD ME

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it

you are in the medieval era and you have this role!

How do you feel?

great!! I love this

good!

It's okay

So bad. I hate this

This is similar to my real job!

Results/other

Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours

[mingpicket]

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

[yzghuldar]

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

[nutsacktorturer]

ksvskwbidbwkdbskbsjw

[king-of-the-freeway]

[itspileofgoodthings]

Pick the kind of tired you are

Physically tired (sick etc.)

Existentially tired

Spiritually tired

Tired from the heat/environment factors

Tired from life’s Problems

Another kind of tired

Remaining time: 1 day 5 minutes

[idylls-of-the-divine-romance]

Me: If I don't get married I'd *thinks of a bunch of selfish things to do*

St Paul: *stares intensely at me*

Me:

Me: I'd dedicate myself to study, service, and silence.

St Paul: *nods approvingly*

[entanglingbriars]

I'd like to protest that there's no way St. Paul thought silence was a virtue. St. Paul was always one question asked away from delivering a five-hour rant.

[apenitentialprayer]

Someone's got to pull out the tweet about how holiness comes in many forms; how Joseph doesn't speak a single word in Scripture, and how it's doubtful that Saint Paul had a thought that he didn't publish

[frangipani-wanderlust]

I am convinced that Paul and Peter would not have had the falling-out that they had if either one of them knew how to shut up for five consecutive minutes. 😆

[captain-price-returns]

what is this elder scrolls shit man

[liches-covered-in-lich]

They unironically look like TES: Daggerfall guards what the hell man

[gsirvitor]

The funny thing is that's supposed to be the giants of Sicily, the Laestrygonians, who, in the Odyssey, are a surviving tribe of cannibalistic, neolithic giants, wearing fur scraps, makeshift hardened leather armor, and crude tanned hides.

But no, this iteration of the Odyssey has steel, or iron armor, in the BRONZE AGE, and it's the savage tribe of primitives that are wearing it.

[frangipani-wanderlust]

Oh my gosh. This really hurt.

So, I've been working out steadily during the academy. But today. Holy heck, today was rough. We did handcuffing practice yesterday and my right wrist got repeatedly slammed until it ended up swollen. Not broken, but definitely sore. And then today...we had fight day. For real. We went to a local fight gym, got into an actual honest-to-goodness boxing ring and beat the snot out of each other.

So, to make sure that I am doing regular run workouts, I decided to go for some kind of run today. My goal was not speed. It was not time. It was simply to complete a mile-and-a-half at a run.

It hurted. But I did it.

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[gunpowderpercy]

I still can’t get over what brits call musical notes like bro please I’m trying so hard to take this country seriously

[gunpowderpercy]

[captain-starskull]

[jackironsides]

You're just mad you don't have hemidemisemiquavers

[frangipani-wanderlust]

"Double note?" I genuinely cannot imagine a scenario where you would ever write that. I'm sure one existed somewhere, sometime, for something, but I have never seen one ever in any score.

[jellogram]

Why can't you wish someone a single congratulation

[frangipani-wanderlust]

You can.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[the-quasar-hero]

Assign an aspect of nature to prev

Waves at the beach

Rushing breeze through leaves

A crack of thunder

Flow of a river

The shine of a gem

Dancing embers of a flame

Torrential rain

Slow falling snow

An emerald sea of grass

Austere cliffside

A maze of roots

The endless oceans

Voting ended onJul 11

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[sashaforthewin]

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

[kitsuneofthemist]

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

[inkyrainstorms]

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

[frangipani-wanderlust]

On Moon Day, we eat oatmeal, to honor Buzz Aldrin who ate 14 bowls of it in space.