#staccatolyric

[toogaytofunctionmusic]

Listening to the Hamilton Soundtrack: "Washington On Your Side"

Jen: This is a fun villain song.

Me: Is this like "Be Prepared" except with Thomas Jefferson instead of lions?

Jen: Well, um

Jen: ...

Jen: Yes, actually

[runawaymarbles]

Your fave is problematic: staccatolyric

is reading distressing frozen fanfiction out loud

[prettyshyforapegasi]

A blue unicorn wanders around outside Fluttershy's cottage, watching the animals without really crossing the fence. He's trying to talk to the creatures, but doesn't seem to have any luck. The more skittish ones had already hidden themselves, and the chickens were giving him looks. "Oh come on, you guys /gotta/ know! I mean, who else would?"

A certain Pegasus opened her door and stared at Staccato for a few moments. Her ears pinned back as she watched him, listening to him trying to talk to her animal friends. She took a cautious step out of her cottage. “Um…h-hello…? Pardon me…b-but…what are you doing?” Her voice was incredibly quiet. 

[partyponypinkiepie]

"I'm YOU from the future! WoooOOOOooooOOOooooOOO!" Okay, Staccato isn't good at that type of lie, apparently.

    {{♫ ♪}} Pinkie giggled slightly at his attempt. "Silly!" She poked him lightly. "You can't be me because you're YOU!" 

[partyponypinkiepie]

Staccato fends off the creature with a holed lute. He could never keep his lutes intact. "I thought she said he was just a big kitty! I've never seen a cat try to eat an instrument! Well... okay, I've never seen one succeed. What are we supposed to do with him? Or her?"

    {{♫ ♪}} "To Fluttershy, this IS a big kitty!" Pinkie pointed out, and winced as the lion swatted away her chair with a roar, and giggled nervously, backing away. "..Nooo idea.. Um.. good kitty? Don't eat us? Please?" 

[partyponypinkiepie]

How'd we get in this mess?

   were asked to pet-sit a mutual friend's wild and crazy animal

    {{♫ ♪}} Holding the lion tamer chair out in front of her, Pinkie let out a nervous giggle as she backed away from the furious creature.

"Noooot really sure.. I mean, It happened pretty quickly! Eek!" She pushed the ridiculous winged lion backwards with the chair. "Usually pet-sitting for Fluttershy is pretty non-dangerous!" 

[partyponypinkiepie]

♡ :3

showing up late for a date    

    {{♫ ♪}} So she wasn't great at time-keeping.

Her hooves beat against the ground as she ran through the streets of Ponyville, needing to reach the restaurant as quickly as she could. She couldn't believe just how late she actually was. She got totally distracted in party planning, and lost track of the time.

Finally stumbling to a stop, kicking her hooves up, she trotted inside the building and glanced around, hoping that she wasn't too late.

[partyponypinkiepie]

"I’m not leaving you here!"

    {{♫ ♪}} "You have to!" Pinkie looked up at him, and her gaze was serious for once. "Look.. Celestia and Luna need to be told about this - I can't move with this dumb leg, so somepony has to go."