#liar meme

[ryolightswan]

What sequel 7 could have been

[tyrantofthefirmament]

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I told everyone in Vos I rescued Cirrus from Shockwave’s lab, destroyed the lab, and can’t confirm if Shockwave was killed or not, but vowed to keep hunting him down. The part that makes it perfect was telling them Cirrus has signs of brainwashing that might trigger something if they question him about Shockwave, and will make him sound undependable if he does say anything. It’s plausible yet vague, and doesn’t change anyone’s daily lives. It has already become background noise and been largely forgotten. 

The truth is obviously that I have been working closely with Shockwave and continue to do so. A city full of Vosnians working hard on rebuilding their ruined home might not appreciate the nuance of that relationship or the possibilities Shockwave presents, and would most likely try to overthrow and murder me if they found out I let him live.

[ryolightswan]

When you allow me to use a photo editor:

[tyrantofthefirmament]

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I told Soundwave Megatron abandoned him and didn’t think twice. While it’s true he abandoned our cause, I have no idea if Megatron looked for Soundwave or even realized he was missing. I wanted Soundwave to feel the full force of Megatron’s betrayal, partly to gain him as an ally, but mostly out of spite.

[tyrantofthefirmament]

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When Phoenix was sick, I told her I might fly with her in my cockpit. I said it to cheer her up, and because Allen offering a ride with him really put me on the spot. I knew she would either be a Seeker again before it came up, or wouldn’t last long enough for it to be a possibility, so the lie would never be exposed. The truth is... I didn’t want to give her a ride, and I would likely have resented her for it.

[mothedmanhandholder]

😈😆👹NAME THE FIVE BEST SCARY MOVIES NOW, GO GO GO

sorry to say i only watch bad horror movies so picking five of the best of the worst would simply be impossible. a couple do come to mind

loooooved the paranormal activity series though, they're so interesting and had such likable characters i couldn't help but get invested

the slenderman movie was absolute perfection. i wasn't too keen on the idea of an internet creepypasta and went in with tempered hopes, but i was blown away by how innovative and entertaining it was

[puckishperyton]

What did you do the last time you were in the living world?

“Why, I went for brunch with Mothman and a few yeti, before taking a whirl around that diss knee place everyone seems so wild about.”

[puckishperyton]

Would you ever let another Alastor seduce you?

“Completely out of the question, never even crossed my mind, do feel free to yammer on about it, I don’t mind I’m sure.” Why they’d chosen to ask about this he had no idea, but it had caught him somewhat by surprise. It wasn’t something he’d thought frequently of, but he’d at least not dismissed it as impossible.