Introducing two normal & well-adjusted newcomers to the Pillage Idiots cast. Diana (who villagers call "the Poisoner Witch" in a frightened whisper) specializes in inventing novel and interesting poisons. Some paralyze, some make you itch all over, some make you die, some make you wish you'd die. She sells potions of healing to the pillagers as a side gig. Diana is sweet and eager for company, leftover traits from her villager days.
Ghurrai is an ex-pillager who was saved from death's door by Diana, then assigned herself the role of apprentice without asking. Can an illager become a witch? Neither are sure, but both are willing to find out. Ghurrai is cold, unnecessarily harsh, and overly protective. The duo hardly ever have guests because Ghurrai blocks the door but once Diana gets to know Flint Patrol they start showing up for raids uninvited.
