#stacey carpenter

[ask-nick-and-cass]

Sam: Arguing with me is pointless. The sky is red, deal with it.

Stacey: …

Stacey: You know what, I’m not even mad, go off monarch

[ask-nick-and-cass]

Stacey: Just trust your gut!

Dae: Babe, I have anxiety. My gut is literally always telling me to abort mission.

[ask-nick-and-cass]

*flash forward byatch*

Stacey: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Lizz: 'Prettiest Smile'

Nick: 'Nicest Personality'

Sam: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Adrian: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

[ask-nick-and-cass]

Stacey: Do crabs think people walk sideways?

Nick: ...Stacey, what the hell.

[ask-nick-and-cass]

Stacey: My head hurts.

Sara: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

[ask-nick-and-cass]

Stacey: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Nick: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Stacey: Th-that's not how that works-