An Ask Blog For Nick and Friends

I will also post incorrect quotes every now and then

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Nick: Hi there. The names Nickolas Alastair carter this blog is being run by me and my sisters

Cassidy: Hi

Kasey: Sup

Nick: this is where we answer your ask I document funny conversation my we have with eachother!

(Ooc: also check out the sister blogs @ask-gc & @ask-ss)

(Ask-able character’s under the cut)

Edwin

Phillip {he’s our uncle on dads side and I guess he’s also our new step dad.}

Jun {he’s our uncle on moms side}

Nikki {she’s our mom}

David {you can only send him hate}

Nick (pan romantic Asexual[sex favorable])

Cassidy (bi and poly)

Kasey (lesbian)

Clover (pan and poly)

Ren (pan)

Dae (gay) {our cousin and uncle Jun’s son)

Benjamin {he’s a lil baby right now so he can’t be sent ask}

Evan (bi)

Lizz (pansexual and poly)

Mike (bi)

Lora

William

Vanessa (panromantic asexual)

Sammy (intersex nonbinary and gayce) (suffers from entomophoboa)

Charlie (bi)

Andrew (bi and poly)

Henry

Susie (lesbian) (Kasey’s current girlfriend) (much better girlfriend to her than Nellie was)

Gaberiel

Fritz

Jeremy grim

Adrian (bi sexual polyamorous)

Mark

Nellie (lesbian) (Kasey’s ex)

Millie

Vinny

Jeremy Fitzgerald (Bonnie mask bully)

Madison (chica mask bully)

Jerry (Freddy mask bully)

Zachariah/Nightmarionne (aromantic bisexual)

Clay Burke

Carlton burke

Jessica

Marla

Jason

Sylvie Petrov

Andrea Fitzgerald (pan romantic demisexual) {Jeremy’s cousin}

Mimic

Plushtrap

Ennard

Pit Bonnie

Aftons are in red

Emilys are in green

carters (and Cho) are in blue

And misc human charecters are in orange

Misc animatronic characters in purple

Birthdays in my au Edwin Alastair Carter (12/13/1890) David carter (01/13/1934) Kasey Roxanna Carter (05/06/1971) Cassidy Noelle Carter

Head cannon voice actors in my AU’s Edwin: @alexrochonva Nikki: Deedee magno David: Eric d ward Kasey: Michella moss Cassidy: Michaela

Fnaf Nick and Cass characters

Phillip Nikki Jun Kasey Cassidy Nick Clover Dae William Mike Evan Lizz Henry Charlie Andrew Sam Benji Vanessa Nellie Susie Vincent Adrian An

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Nick: My girlfriend just completed a 40 week body building program this morning It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.

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*flash back to 1980*

Phillip looking at Cassidy and Evan: look Nikki, Their just like us when we where younger!

Nikki: yeah, I guess they are, huh?

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(Fred is Phillips cat)

Nick: *is sitting petting Fred*

*car horn goes off*

Fred: *jumps off nicks lap* meow

Nick: oh shit your ride here?

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Mike after reading one of Cassidy’s short little dbz fanfics: why did I get killed by Vegeta?

Cass: because he needed a win

Mike: ok, but why against me specifically?

Cass: because I hate you.

Mike:… fair.

Evan: Is that a win though?

Vegeta somehow gaining sentience despite being a fictional character: a wins a win

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Cassidy: you’re offered $50,000 but if you accept the person you hate most in the world gets $100,000, are you taking it?

Nick: why would I miss out on a chance to get $150,000?

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Nick: Random question but does Poseidon have a chariot? And follow up question would it be pulled by sea horses?

Nick: I know for a fact it should

Cassidy: Maybe,

Cassidy: He likes hors-

Nick: Male horse girl

Cassidy: what?

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*flashback to when Philip was a tot* (pretty far back)

Edwin: The only time you’ll hear me say something like “boys will be boys” is when this happens

*Tot Philip digging a hole for no reason*

Edwin: Look at him, just digging, no reason, no purpose, just digging

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Flash back time!

Nikki: I can’t marry you, you’re too good for me!

Philip: Wha- I’ll-I’ll be less nice

Nikki: Ugh!!!!

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Cassidy: I can tell Mom wears the pants in your relationship.

Philip: …

Philip: Cassidy, I’m wearing pants

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Raven: YOU CONVINCED MY DAUGHTER TO HATE ME!

Philip: you did that yourself, i personally had no role in her realizing what a piece of absolute human garbage you are.

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Adrian: *knocks on the door to Carter house^

Philip: *opens the door*

Adrian: hey Mr Carter, could I stay with you guys for a little while…

Philip: sure, I’ll tell my son you’re here.

Adrian: thanks… I needed to talk with him…

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*flash back to when Adri was a toddler*

Tot Adri: good morning, momma.

Raven, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.

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*when Cassidy and Kasey were lil kids”

Cassidy: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.

Kasey, eyes wide: I know what I saw.

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*flash back, there was a weird sound coming from the shed*

Tot Nick: sissy, what if there are monsters?

Kasey: Don’t worry, we’re top of the food chain.

Much later…

Tot Nick, lying awake at night: I am the monster.

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Stacy: hey Nick, are you okay?!

Nick: I told you to stop asking stupid questions!

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Sam: I got an idea!

Nick: Does it involve breaking the law?

Sam: By now don’t you think that’s a given?

Nick: I was just trying to be optimistic.

Sam: Don’t bother.