#stageposting

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ALERT ALERT ALERT MEGAN THEE STALLION IS GOING TO BE IN MOULIN ROUGE ON BROADWAY AS ZIDLER

Holy shit

Megan Thee Stallion to make Broadway debut with 'historic' role in 'Moulin Rouge!'

It's about to be a Broadway girl spring for Megan Thee Stallion, who has landed a historic role in "Moulin Rouge! The Musical."

Huge news. Everyone shut up!

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Does anybody remember how in Into The Woods they sacrifice the narrator to the giant and things keep going wrong? Yeah. Yeah

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I think & Juliet would make you want to rip your teeth out one by one

The mere thought of it is making me feel like this

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Ride the cyclone is just cats for normies

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If anyone needs me to come over and sing the prince of egypt loud as fuck in the tenor key I'm available

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When I auditioned for Aaron but they made me ensemble in the prince of egypt I thought "ah well, there's clearly a bit of bias since they don't know me as well as their own theatre circle" but the guy they did cast as Aaron. Is the directors son. So,

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IVE BEEN CALLED BACK FOR THE PRINCE OF EGYPT NOT A DRILL

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Me in Footloose: my husband needs help with his lines! Fear not, husband! For I have been in several handfuls of shows before I came to this bum fuck football Mormon town!

Me in the prince of egypt: bro do. Do you want to practice our dance. Please can we practice our dance so we can be in step on opening night, this is the only thing I really get to do. If the youth cast doesn't get memorized I'm killing all of you