#evil asks

[the-evil-skull]

ALERT ALERT ALERT MEGAN THEE STALLION IS GOING TO BE IN MOULIN ROUGE ON BROADWAY AS ZIDLER

Holy shit

Megan Thee Stallion to make Broadway debut with 'historic' role in 'Moulin Rouge!'

It's about to be a Broadway girl spring for Megan Thee Stallion, who has landed a historic role in "Moulin Rouge! The Musical."

Huge news. Everyone shut up!

[evilfairyrulie]

*It's been a while, perhaps too long since she last saw you. Recovery took longer than she was hoping and she knows you'll probably be upset with her, but she goes to find you anyway.*

*She's wearing her collar, at least, when she finally finds you. She swallows as she approaches, her ears pressed against her head.*

Hello, Evil Fairy. I apologize it took so long to come back. Recovery took...much longer than I was hoping for.

But I am back with no new scars or injuries, just as you've asked.

@heroineofthewild

*He's sitting surrounded by a few bottles, some broken, some with various liquids, probably attempts at other kinds of drinks? there are also a bunch of flowers, mainly begonias, geraniums and petunias growing around*

*An ear twitches when you speak, but he doesn't immediately turn to look at you*

You said you would come soon. Was that emergency of yours that important?

*Fae had faers cane next to him, claws gripping on it to keep it close*

So so important to push aside your new main worries?

*You can notice he's holding something, a doll*

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

*a presence hesitantly enters your vicinity, clearly not wanting to impose, but also wanting to be able to interact with its loved ones again*

…hello? you… you feel familiar.

*they turn around, gasping when they see wolfie- or, rather, his ghost.*

wolfie? no, nonononono…

ifailedagainanotheronediedifailedthemall

[luherooflegend]

*He entered your house through an open window, it was getting an habit now*

Green! Hey Green sorry for leaving without telling you or Ravio, had to- uh, check on something

- @evilfairyrulie

*Green is on the floor - in so much pain that he is frozen. He tries to call out to you! He does! All he manages is a pained whimper.*

*his eyes are on you though, and his ears twitch as if they mean to flutter but can't.*

*he's glad you feel safe to use the window, though. He'll think about that more when he doesn't feel like he's actively being tortured.*

[evil-woman-official]

Evil woman, how do I be evil?

EASY. BE EVIL. STEAL CANDY FROM BABIES AND SUCH.

[evil-spotify-offical]

How tall are you?

@shortpeoplekicker-offical

5’2”

[evil-miku-official]

Why are u evil

Why is the sky blue

Why are cows cute

Why are there twenty seven bodies in my basement

Because.

Thank you

[evilkandiclown]

I feel like I found a hidden easter egg looking at ur blog

Hehehehehehehe that's the point of this blog I was bored and thought of the name evilkandiclown and thought a secret side blog would be funny

I need to post more secret stuff here are there any of my secrets you want to know?