#stagknight

[madlyimmortalnerd]

I want a fan fic where Lyonel and Duncan are a couple and they work together to find Lyonel a lady wife who’ll be open to “an arrangement.”

There’s so much potential for humor and cuteness.

Lyonel’s hitting it off with an eligible noblewoman at a feast. Then he calls out.

“Get over here you tall cunt!”

Duncan ambles over red as a tomato.

“This is Dunk. Say something to the pretty lady Dunk.”

“Uuh hi.” *waves sheepishly.*

“Not much of a talker, but he’s basically a giant sex puppy.”

“Seven hells.”

“Fuck off! You know I’m right. Anyway, we’re a package deal.”

[fatedophelias]

Listen. I know. I knooow I just changed my username. But An Heir Comes to Rise has ruined me and I'm feeling the need to make it represent my fae clowns or one of them

Damn you @fay-lans

Also if you haven't read it. What are you waiting for?I haven't read a series that's gripped me like this in ages. It's the romance of Acotar with the rich storytelling of Tog. And I... I can't even express at the moment how attached I am over this series.

[movie-titlecards]

Stagknight (2007)

My rating: 3/10

I understand that making the victims obnoxious in a slasher so the audience doesn't feel bad about them getting murdered is a thing, but yeesh. I mean, the movie is also bad in other ways, but the total lack of redeemable or at least interesting characters did not help.

[hookedjones]

hookedjones asked @stagknight

❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜

“At least he covers his crime of breaking and entering by leaving things behind, rather than stealing them.”

"True. Although in our case, the ones breaking and entering our dormitories are House Elves. Have you seen one yet?”

[hookedjones]

☀ ❀ ♒

the salty af munday meme

☀ What’s your rp pet peeve?

I’m not easily bothered by things, but if I have to name one it’s lack of effort?

As in not adding anything on their side to move the thread along. Rp is about two (sometimes more) people writing together to create a story. It shouldn’t be just one person doing all the work.

❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?

Not sure if it counts, but maybe that time we had to deal with those problematic rpers in the rp group. I never cursed at them or anything, but having to talk to them while they were continuously rude to me made me grouchy lol.

If I hadn’t been a mod, I would have just ignored them and moved on. 

♒ Thoughts on the fandom you’re currently rping in?

If you mean ouat, I really like it! It’s a lot calmer than the fandoms I’ve rped in, and there’re tons of good writers too. I’ve not been this happy with a rp fandom in awhile. Kind of makes me question why I put off writing Killian for a year so long.

[bitebxck-a]

                                   ❝ It’s funny. . . When I sit with most people, I become overwhelmed. I am introduced to the ocean that is their identity and sometimes it’s violent. . . I’ve met people with chakra’s that wax and wane and some were so intense, I felt myself slipping. But as I sit here with you. . . I feel lulled, quiet, calm. So, I guess I have to ask. . . Where do you store your fears and ferocity? I know it’s escaped at least once. . . ❞ | @stagknight

[shikeiei-blog]

❝ Well that’s not gonna work. ❞

Shikaku didn’t look up from his project, but did arch a slightly aggravated eyebrow. In front of him, the moose calf - moose - made another pained noise. Slightly further away, it’s mother made another agitated noise. How it had gotten caught on the one piece of barbed wire for several ri he didn’t know. Just the Nara luck, he supposed.

“How constructive,” he said, snipping another piece of the wire. The calf jerked as it felt more slack - and of course got another bite of the barb for its trouble. Even with the shadow pin gently keeping it from totally destroying its leg it was doing some damage to itself. “You know what we call criticizing a problem without offering a solution?” Snip - another bleat of pain - another step closer to freedom and looking at the fully enraged cow now pawing the ground, another step closer to a very bad afternoon.

“We call it whining. Now, want to corral mom for me? You should be used to it by now.”

Not that Shikaku ever advised using any jutsu on his wife - one because it was rude and over all deeply improper, and two because there would be nowhere far enough to escape her wrath once she was free.