#meme ask

[makimaglazertilldeath]

Isolde to her daughter during the birthday gala event in chapter 1:

Reader thinking isolde is a random oc that somehow mysteriously got added as her mom inside dc comic (she is an oc...):

Isolde to Derrick:

what the people in gotham means when they say that both isolde and reader is a spitting image of each other:

[electricgg]

another message cuz this story has been bouncin around in my brain like a pinball machine. ok this might be a stupid question but does maximoff realize she's a meta or is she just thinkin damn im fast af? we also need to smack tf outta bruce, what thee HELL are you DOING MAN!?!?!?!?!?!!??!

Not a stupid question at all!

So, at the moment, Maximoff is not completely aware of her powers, but she knows something is going on with her. She just can't exactly put her finger on what is up. Most of her memories inside the hex are blurry, blocked or come at sudden moments just to be completely blank at the next second, so she doesn't know she has mutant powers.

Nor does she know what a mutant is 👀✨

(Honestly, Alfred is a real one for keeping himself together. Bc if I ever saw someone climbing over a metal fence while sleeping, I would have called an exorcist. Peak memes btw😂✨💖)

[madmanwonder]

(Ask, Dongtan dress, Carribean pirates)

How did you switch Harriet's uniform with one of these dresses while she was showering, Jaune? Does she look good in it to make it worth it?

Jaune: (smirking, arms crossed) “That’s my secret, sweetheart. A magician never reveals his tricks.” (leans closer, voice dropping to a teasing drawl) “But was it worth it? Oh, absolutely. She looked amazing in that dress—tight, white, and blue, low neckline, the works.” (grins wider) “She looked less like a Marine captain and more like my future wife.”

Harriet: (off-screen, furious shouting) “ARC! YOU’RE DEAD!”

Jaune: [laughing as cannon fire erupts in the distance] “See? She’s blushing already.”

[therealmofamorus]

(Ask, original stud au, crossover au)

Marvel Comics x Overwatch

Peter Parker/Spiderman, Mercy, Mei, D.Va

Size Comparison

Peter, between Mercy, Mei, and D.Va, who have the biggest ass?

Peter immediately raised both hands like he was surrendering to a supervillain.

“I’m pleading the Fifth here,” he said quickly.

D.Va leaned forward with a smug grin, clearly enjoying his suffering. Mei tried hiding her face behind her sleeve while blushing furiously. Mercy pinched the bridge of her nose like she was already developing a migraine from this conversation.

“Come on, Spider-Man,” D.Va teased. “You looked. We all saw you look.”

“I have enhanced eyesight!” Peter defended himself instantly. “That is not the same thing!”

“That does not help your case.” Mercy sighed.

Mei squeaked softly when Peter accidentally glanced her way again.

Peter looked seconds away from swinging out the nearest window.

“…Can I just say all three of you are scientifically impressive in different categories?”

D.Va laughed loudly. “Coward answer.”

“Survival answer,” Peter corrected immediately.

[ontheairr]

@the-devil-less-known ⚡ Lucifer sat there, squinting at Alastor suspiciously for a long drawn out moment, then came and scooted a little closer until he was right next to him. "I have a question, and I'll answer any question from you as honestly as you're answering mine. But, what's the underlying reason that you're here for? I don't get it. It can't be to watch it fail when apparently the place does work for redemption..."

Send ⚡️for an honest answer // accepting

"Why am I here?" He lifted a brow. Curses. He felt some strange compulsion to be truthful. Alastor’s grin tightened. He'd tell him the truth, alright. "I'm here because I'm interested in you." It wasnt a lie. Just the truth he wasnt going to elaborate on. He'd let him take that as he wanted. Aware of their most recent..activities, how it could sound.

Let him believe that.

@the-devil-less-known

[vecnawrites]

Stolen Swimsuit

Winter, I see you got your swimsuit back from Emerald. What did the futa want for it?

“Never you mind!” Winter snarled as she worked to adjust her bikini correctly on her body, simultaneously grimacing and thankful that the cum that coated her breasts, ass, and dripped from her holes at the ‘service’ that she had provided Emerald in exchange for her bikini back was hidden by both her suit and her pale skin.

She was already swearing vengeance for the indignity that she endured, and her mind was thinking on just how to do it…

Only time would tell if it would actually pan out the way she thought it would...

[v-whitenoise]

@papermint-at-your-service

"Will you be my valentine Sir?"

Be my Valentine // accepting

"Ahah, wait wait are you serious?" He gave a little laugh. Now that was something he wouldnt have expected to hear.

"I'll give you credit, you have guts for asking me." He gave a small shrug of his shoulders. "So what the hell, why not? Ill humor you."

@papermint-at-your-service