#stale posting

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I wish people would use white people phrases more because "look what the cat dragged in" and "well I'll be a monkey's uncle" are funny as fuck.

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I forgot how miserable I am during summer, I literally woke up to an ant in my damn face, absolute bug death.

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Always funny seeing someone complain that a character is a bad stereotype and then the character is literally you.

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First post in a while that has succesfully made me mad, it'd be funny if it wasn't such a shit take.

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I just learned the US doesn't have any kind of national ID so they just use a bunch of other documents instead and honestly that explains a lot.

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I don't think that's right.

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Sometimes the dead wife is a very much alive grown man.