#bug hate

[permanenteclipse]

It's actually kinda embarrassing to have a "kill on sight" policy for bugs. You have a rage-filled grudge for a guy who did nothing to you and looks like this

[stalebaguettes]

I forgot how miserable I am during summer, I literally woke up to an ant in my damn face, absolute bug death.

[mandible-muncher]

f**t fetish

Come off anon you festering wound of a being. You are a heinous and iredeemable forsaken thing and you will find no rest or comfort in your grave as the earth itself would wish to thrust your foul form from it like vomit.

[ender-has-glitched]

i hate bugs* I hate bugs on me i hate seeing bugs i hate their crawly little feet i hate bugs in my house I hate bugs biting me i hate bugs touching me i hate them I hate them I hate them

*excludes bees and their variations, butterflies, and moths, as well as a few other select bugs*

[futurebird]

Every Time.

[ Amusing video of fuzzy animal in mild, non-permanent distress ] Comments: emotions123: This is abuse! Why are people so evil. We should have love for all living things.

flipOutduck: I hope the person who filmed this dies a horrible death. I would punch them. mrExpert: You can tell from the body language this is a case of ... [ possible just-so-story nonsense]

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[ Video of insect doing nothing wrong. ] Comments: emotions123: kill it with fire! flipOutduck: I would crush it. mrExpert: It's true, these will crawl in your ear and eat your brain.

[babybugcity]

wow! get off my blog 🥰

[naomiknight-17]

I hate when I do something pretty cool and no-one is around to witness it

It's 4 AM. Most sane people are asleep. But I'm laying awake reading fucking Animorphs because????

Anyway there's this housefly driving me absolutely up the wall, bouncing around my lamp, attracted to my smartphone screen, spreading who knows what kind of germs around my humble home. And it's been in here for like, 3 days, and no-one has been able to catch, kill, or otherwise remove it.

So at one point it flies away from my lamp and towards my kitchen (this is a bachelor apartment, all one room) and I half-heartedly swing at it, bare-handed, not expecting to catch the little fuck

Smacked him right out of the air. Felt my ring finger make full contact. Little bugger bounced against the ceramic tile, I stunned him. Grabbed a Kleenex and scrambled over to finish the job

I am not usually the bug-disposer in the house and that was a pretty sweet move and no-one was awake to see.

Damn.

[samsamdrae-remade]

Some rando: the world would be better off without mosquitos and wasps

me: how dare you, how DARE you, how-